My mom: What's he so engrossed in looking at his phone?

Me watching this masterpiece:

✋🗿🤚

Gracias por salvanos 😇 hora destruiremos a esta anciana 😈

When my friend woke up in a bad mood:

....

WTF💀

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Saturno está cantando

When they tell me what 0+1 is:

Calamardo: Patricio y Bob que están haciendo con don cangrejo 👀👀👀👀

XD