Nigel Mashup Lyrics:

Lights, Camera, Action!

I was striking suave, ambitious, feet to beak, so birdi-licious.

Now I'm vile, I am villainous, and vicious, Oh, and malicious.

I had it all, a TV show, women too!

I was tall, over one foot two!

Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes.

That's why I am so evil.

Why I do what I do.

[He was a superstar!]

So young and vital.

[He’s nasty!]

A South American Idol!

[He's a suspicious bird!]

Who said that about me?

[A very vicious bird!]

I'll have you rotisseried!

I'm a feathery freak.

With a beak,

A bird murderer.

You think you're badder than me,

I've never heard of ya!

I'm evil!

I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils!

I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls!

(whisper) It was him.

[He's a nasty bird!]

I'm invincible.

[He's ghastly!]

I'm unminceable,

I'm unwashable,

Unrinseable,

Like an abandoned school,

I have no principle!

All of you Brazilian birds..

All 80 million birds!

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to make you.

Shut up now, shut up! It's just me.

I will make you an angry bird.. too..

Sweet nightmares!