4 days ago

Matthew facts you need to know:


Facts: Unspoiled

Anatomy Facts: Spoiled


Matthew can stretch himself up to 6 meters tall and wide, and yes, down there too.

Matthew has 2 Penises.

From the Siblings, Matthew mostly hangs out with Olly.

Matthew and Kai canonically have Arthur and Frida as their children, adoptive, ofc.

Matthew can regenerate his limbs like an axolotl, like every other Retronian.

Matthew is good at Every Casino Game, the Trick? X-Ray Vision.

Matthew has a Dirt Bike, he doesn't know how to drive it.

Matthew and Imani are better at Videogames, when both of them are playing of course.

Matthew has played Russian Roulette with Ethan, Matthew Always Wins, and by the way, they use Orbeez and load them into a wild revolver, somehow it works.

Matthew has a Tail, but is able to hide it.

If Matthew was Springlocked, he would still be able to move afterwards, without feeling any pain, as soon as he gets out of the Springlock Suit, he's back to normal.

If Matthew had Testicular Tortion, his balls will untwist by themselves, amazing.

Matthew has Scales, both in Human form and Retronian form.

Matthew canonically has met a lot of OCs, such as Grey, Victoree etc.


Out of Topic, i always think that our OCs live in a Planet, like @ThePinkGlitch , @Kale_2323 , @Victoree etc, Its a weird concept, but then again, explains how Matthew and the crew are able to meet other OCs. (I call the planet Joltworld)

Same for Art Fight. (I call the planet Arterius Combat)


Matthew has had an Emo Phase, he looks like Jojo Siwa.

There was a time Matthew dressed as a Maid Girl, a weirdo slapped him the ass, rude.

Hatsune Miku x Matthew = Hatsune Mati

Matthew is aware of what happens me in here, he hates Bibbidi and Shadow Ninja with a hate of a thousand devils, he hates everything else.

Matthew can break the Fourth Screen at any time (explains the previous fact).

Matthew has canonically talked with previous US Presidents, he's friends with Obama.

Matthew has Immunity in USA, and the crew, if during a fight they break buildings, but Matthew still helps out.

Yes, Matthew has tried killing Trump, always fails, and he's neutralized in every timeline, Redraw is the one always saving Matt's ass.

Matthew was Pregnant at one point (Retronians also have Male and Female Genitalia altogether, only difference is that Males can't produce breast milk)

Matthew has 3 hearts, 2 stomachs, 3 Livers, 4 kidneys, 4 testicles, 2 pancreases, 2 lungs, 1 intestine system, 2 bladders, 2 eyes (Retronians have 3, but Matthew can hide the third eye), 2 spleens, a single brain and a female reproduction system (as said in the previous fact)

Matthew's Blood is green.

Matthew can Shapeshift, but it hurts him, being a catch to shapeshifting.

Matthew can breathe underwater.

Matthew can survive in lava.

Matthew can breathe in space, just for 2 hours.

Like any living being, Matthew can die, he's just like Deadpool, but actually killable.

Speaking of, jokingly, Matthew was in the MCU, and he was the one to snap the gaunlet.

If Matthew did snap with the Infinity Gaunlet, he would lose his whole arm.



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