Merrly birthday lad

Me after successfully sabotaging the mezzoflow hedgefund and ensuring he wont obtain passive income

Chinaflow

Me watching mezzofloggles house burn down from the distance

Me watching hezzoflow being eaten alive by mosquitos after i switch his shower lotion with honey and milk

Sonic and mighty

Me watching pezzoflow burn to death after i lured him into a pit of molten cheese

Foreal

“Taking drugs and smoking while pregnant will not affect my baby”

The baby:

Messi fresh from utah