Will Wilson is Phil's Cousin, and really fucking hates him. Phil has been there to ruin Will's life since day one with his dumbassery. Will can never get a single second of peace and quiet, and will do anything for even a split second of silence. Will is also very meticulous and values his time, he is always on schedule and will leave if he finds something to be a waste of time. Will's been driven so far off the edge that he doesn't even put effort into something if he doesn't need to, and just gets what needs to be done, done until his 6000 year contract ends. Will constantly keeps track of the time, and always carries a clipboard with his schedule on it, and will flip if he's even a second late for something.