(Note: This story is nothing more but a joke that is based off the extremly weird Shrek is Love Shrek is Life Story. This story/parody story is nothing more but a joke and should only be taken as a joke)

I was a big Thurman fan. I loved Thurman so much. I had all the merchandise, episodes and movies. I pray to Thurman every night, thanking him for the joy he has brought to everyone. "Thurman is Thurman" I say "Thurman is Life". My sister hears me and tells me to shut up. I knew she was jealous, for the devotion to Thurman. I get into a fight with her, my dad sorts it out, tells both of us off and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed,not moving a muscle.

I hear a creaking sound and.. It's Thurman. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Snoopity Doop". He suddenly starts floating, and his arms and legs disappear for some reason. He tells me to get on his back, so i did it for Thurman. We then fly out my window. He showed me many magical sights I thought i'd never see before. Flying through wondrous places that can be only dreamed of. We then did many things together. Like taking a pet lizard, Thurman getting me mcdonalds, throw water balloons at the heffleys house, and the whole night we broke into Walmart and played Spider Man for the PS5. He brings me back home "It's all snoopver now", Thurman leaves through the same window.

Thurman is Thurman, Thurman is Life

(Thurman by Real Life in a Nutshell, Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life by ??? Parody thing by me and everything else belong to their respective owners)