elon: *wagging his tail* t-t-trump daddy~~~, so s-sowwy *sniffles* sowwy to bothew you..., but im just so needy of touch right neow...., when you'we done with you'we president stuff... can i suck your "thingy"...? uwu...
trump: heh... elon-chan... *pushes him to the wall and starts growling* you know or little "deal" right...? *elon moans*, daddy isn't letting you suck his thing until DADDY is done with his presidential business... *starts touching him*... now... be a good puppy and go back to your seat...
elon: *sobbing* o-ok daddy...
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