Be happy.

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Golem (The Megaton Pokémon)

It weighs up to 600 pounds and sheds its shell once a year, allowing it to grow bigger as it ages. At one point in its life, it stops doing so. You can tell if a Golem is old if moss started growing on its shell.

What the actual fudge?

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Ponyta (The Fire Horse Pokémon)

At birth, it's not a good runner. It gradually improves by chasing its parents, to the point where a single Ponyta can jump over the Effel Tower.

If it trusts the person riding it, the fire on its back won't burn them.

obligatory prototype a-73 appearence

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Geodude (The Rock Pokémon)

Commonly found in general rocky areas, such as mountains. It's often mistaken for boulders, so a lot of people accidentally step on these.

Geodude is surprisingly lightweight. One time, a kid threw it in a snowball fight.

Forgot to make a teaser, yesterday. So... oops, i guess?

Also, i need to come up with new epic teasers to show you, so have this shrugging Stickman while you wait.

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Magnemite (The Magnet Pokémon)

It stays afloat by using anti-gravity and emits a powerful magnetic wave capable of drawing in objects from 300 feet away.

It's also attracted to strong electric currents.

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Slowbro (The Hermit Crab Pokémon)

A Shellder attached itself onto its tail and won't let go. If by chance it comes off, it becomes Slowpoke again.

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Slowpoke (The Dopey Pokémon)

Said to be so slow it takes mere minutes to react to pain.