Number Cruncher But With Cassie The Three Year Old Pikachu-Shumadan...

CassieTheScooterandMrChipsFan @CassieTheScooterandMrChipsFan

3 days ago

Number Cruncher But With Cassie The Three Year Old Pikachu-Shumadan! For @Giovannabimba2008

Scooter:

Baseball's supposed to be fun!

Can't wait to hit a home run!

But they got me playing the wrong position

Since they made me the statistician

I'm in numbers up to my ears!

This is going to take me years and years and years and years and years... Got Any Ideas, Cassie?

Cassie: I Don't Know!

Mr. Chips:

Numbers? Scooter, did you say numbers?

Scooter:

Yes, numbers, Mr. Chips - batting averages, earned run averages, team standings... I can probably figure this stuff out, but I'll miss batting practice. Good Thing That You're In Charge With Cassie Right?

Mr. Chips:

Feed me those numbers; I'll do the work.

Cassie: Right!

Scooter:

You mean--

Cassie: But What About Me?

Mr. Chips:

Precisely!

Sit down Scooter, you're in for a treat,

Numbers, you see, are just my meat, and You’re Invited Too Cassie, My Sweet Three Year Old Pikachu-Shumadan!

Because I'm a number cruncher,

A mathematical muncher I can round numbers off,

I can square them,

I can line numbers up and compare them,

I can change them around, rearrange them around,

I can deal with them in any way you choose,

I'm not a math professor,

I am a data processor,

I can mix numbers up and combine them,

I can take them apart and align them,

I can shake numbers up, I can break numbers up,

I can turn then into something you can use,

If you can punch them,

I can crunch them,

Because I'm a number cruncher!

Cassie: Yeah He's Awesome!

Scooter:

Mr. Chips and Cassie, you're amazing!

Mr. Chips:

Elementary Scooter. A piece of vanilla cake. Just feed me the numbers and I'll process them for you.

Cassie: Well Thanks!

Scooter:

In other words, I punch them...

Mr. Chips:

Precisely, and I crunch them.

I process numbers as quick as a flash For whatever results you need I process numbers into measuring tools To measure sound, time, touch, and speed! I process numbers to find just how fast A rocket can get to Mars I project the future and recall the past And I can show you a map of a star.

Scooter:

Wow!

Cassie: Yahoo!

Mr. Chips:

I process numbers into curves and lines

Display them on a graph or chart

I process numbers into colors and shapes

To make a digital work of art!

...A work of art!

Because I'm a number cruncher,

A mathematical muncher,

I can round numbers off, I can square them,