How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

Now she’s protecting me…

Cat, YOU LOVE WATER

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

AHH SHE JUST ROLLED OVER FOR ME 🥹

AHH-

SHE JUST FLUNG WATER AT ME WTF-??!

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

This cat don’t understand bro 😭

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)

She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten

A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!

Song language in: German 🇩🇪, English 🇬🇧

Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X

Lyrics in article!!!

Well that’s fucking wonderful :(