She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

Dani let me bath-

Oh shit she got the zoomies

Now she’s protecting me…

Cat, YOU LOVE WATER

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

UHHH

she proceeded to hit her head on the door about 3-

*BONK*

-4 times now

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

PDS TORNADO IN TEXAS!!

STAY WEATHER AWARE EVERYONE!!

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭

For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten

A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!

Song language in: German 🇩🇪, English 🇬🇧

Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X

Lyrics in article!!!

This cat don’t understand bro 😭

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)