hello new

Creative Square Boi will sometimes appear on the cameras. Don't stare at him for too long!

i would like to announce the addition of minecraft steak to the game's roster of characters

New Character (1/7) - Blobbers

blony has only ever seen one tree in her life and thinks its a type of parasite. needless to say shes terrified of ramadon's christmas getup

im so good

yuor mom

nobody told me that when i write the game i have to do the writing the game part. sh*t's hard

also happy spawn day to me i guess lmao

April Fools' Day is stupid and dumb. As such, take this completely normal screenshot to fight back against the plague on our world that is April 1st.

Game is releasing TOMORROW at 3:00pm PST. Be ready!