hops around in circles for a minute and flops

i want you all to know that when you jork it I have to clean it up with a little mop I hate you all /silly /j

today has been sooooooo boring I wish I had things

oh yeah

bee

does a little dance

adding a fixation reference to my lore or get better at writing

my son

oh to be held like this

and then get called fat fuck and then a guitar riff plays with burning text that reads "fat fuck friday"

ouh drunk in the broom closet with goober

her name might be Cass

my name might be Cass