(Note: This post is meant to poke light fun, but is an exaggeration of the negative side of my personal views and not completely representative of my beliefs or intended to be outright offensive. A lot of LGBT people are cool, just don’t make “I’m gay” your entire personality and we’re fine.)

The dawn of June’s first day marks a drastic shift in the balance of the universe. Throughout the universe, LGBT everywhere will experience a dramatic increase in influence. The newly empowered LGBT are able to strike down anything they deem offensive to their kind, and if they rally together, they are completely unstoppable.

The likes of the conservatives are forced onto the defensive and constantly on the back foot. The LGBT own the streets, marking out their ever-growing territory with colorful flags associated with the ever-growing number of sub-types. The mere sight of a rainbow, once a symbol of God, has been claimed by these who now denounce Him, and now seek to become their own god.

The finest hour of the LGBT has come. There is nothing anyone can do to stop them. This world is theirs now.