Now she’s protecting me…

Cat, YOU LOVE WATER

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

Dani let me bath-

Oh shit she got the zoomies

This cat don’t understand bro 😭

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)

*you're

PDS TORNADO IN TEXAS!!

STAY WEATHER AWARE EVERYONE!!

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

UHHH

she proceeded to hit her head on the door about 3-

*BONK*

-4 times now

Well that’s fucking wonderful :(

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.