5 years ago

rate my TF2 loadouts


first off I should mention that instead of doing screenshots I'm just going to tell you what weapons I use. I don't actually wear cosmetics as I find them kind of overrated and not worth spending real money on. so this is only going to be about my weapons

scout

the shortstop: usually I use stock but I recently unlocked the shortstop and want to try it out, so far stock is looking better

bonk: I use this for two reasons 1. to avoid sentries 2. to distract the enemy team to allow my team to get the edge, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't

atomizer: this is nothing but a mobility tool. but then again scout melees aren't really designed for damage

solder

the black box: my solder has one priority, to survive and gaining 20 health back on connect is pretty damn good

the battalions backup: 20 extra health.... what else can I ask for

disciplinary action: I am a proud member of the wip cult

pyro

degreaser: I don't really know why I like this weapon, its not too different from stock

scorch shot: the shots are easier to hit, end of story

powerjack: GOTTA GO FAST!

demoman

stock grenade launcher: its the only one that I have unlocked that I like, the loch n load messes with my brain and I don't quite know how to use the loose cannon

splendid screen: it gives me the most resistances

eyelander: I like the idea of pulling out a sword and fucking somebody with it

demoknight

wee booties: I mean there aren't really any other options

splendid screen: same reasons as before

eyelander or zaitochi: the downsides of both of these weapons are completely erased by the booties but the zaitochi provides health while the eyelander provides leverage so its a bit of a tossup

heavy

the brass beast: I only go heavy for two reasons 1. cart heavy 2. human sentry.

bananna: I play in pubs so helping my medic isn't really a priority for me (same reason as to why I don't use the boston basher on scout)

the fists of steel: they're really effective at killing bots

engineer (my main)

frontier justice: my sentry is my child, and if you kill my child I'll use all the crits in the world to kill you...over...and over...and over. until the match ends, I run out of crits, you stop fucking with me, or you leave

the wrangler: to get that one pyro that's slowly trying to kill my sentry with flares

stock wrench: or as I call it "the random crit inator" also I haven't unlocked the southern hospitality yet so this is my best option

medic

blutzager: I hear its better than stock and this is literally the only other medic primary I have so I go with it

stock medi gun: I like default uber

ubersaw: I find random crits funny

sniper (my other main)

the machina (which I named "the skullfucker"): for all you assholes out there that shame me for using a weapon that is better for bodyshots, go to hell. cuz if you won't I'll send you there...with a bodyshot

cozy camper: passive healing is really good

stock kukari: RANDOM CRITS ARE HILARIOUS and all the other knives don't really appeal to me

also I only recently realized that this is the bot loadout, what can I say the bots have good taste. also I have been kicked from a game because people thought I was a bot

spy

the enforcer: this is the only revolver that doesn;t have a damage penalty and I don't find the slow firing speed that big of a draw back. I don't like the ambassidor or the dimondback because I can't aim headshots for the former and I usually waste dimondback crits with the same poor aim

stock sapper: I mean the only other option is...kinda garbage

stock knife: I literally have not unlocked any of the other knives aside from the kunai, and I don't like the idea of cutting my health to maybe get overheal for 6 seconds

cloak and daggar: it fits my spy playstyle perfectly, I'm a patient spy, waiting for the right oppretunity to strike. and the CAD gives me just what I need



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