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DiaLuci: 9/10 IM STILL A DIALUCI BELIEVER!! LONG LIVE THE GAY ELDERLY

SoloDeus: 5/10 i kinda see the appeal now but like, still no ship srry
SoloLevi: 2/10 i do not approve of my fictional boyfriend being w my fictional enemy >:( and I guess their dynamic doesn't work too ig

DiaMon: 7/10 LISTENNN last time i said mammon would only be in it for the money BUT I'M A CHANGED MAN, THEY'RE BOTH HIMBOS IN LOVE, while i dont exactly ship this ITS STILL RLLY CUTE

DiaBarb: 0/10 barbatos raised diavolo....

SoloLuci: 8/10 now THIS is a ship i can get behind, i didnt realize it was a rarepair bc i follow an artist that draws them all the time

SimeSol: 6/10 i used to ship this in the last post so i obvi get the appeal but idkk i feel like itd be heavely onesided on Simeon's side

(how the turntables) and that it'd be a cool parallel to Lilith and her lover which is why i dont think simeon will pursue it

BarbMeon: 1/10 I dont see it, sorry. one point for that rlly cute luke fanfic where he punches a demon for being homophobic towards them though

MephiVolo: 3/10 again, i can only see it as onesided from Mephisto's prespective

DiaLevi: 4/10 listen... now that they've gotten closer in lore and are officially friends, i can see why people might ship them, seeing as dia didnt get to enjoy his childhood and levi has somewhat childish interests, and how he's now teaching him how to play video games and stuff HOWEVER i still dont like shipping levi w anyone other than me for some reason, jeez when did i become so possessive of someone who doesnt even exist?? moving on

SimeTan: 100/10 YESS YES HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT, ANGEL X DEMON AND ITS NOT A PROSHIP BC SIMEON AND SATAN WERE NEVER BROTHERS AND ITS JUST SO CUTE

BarbLevi: 4/10..? aesthetically yes, personality hell no, if i didnt know these characters id think its kinda cute

SoloTeen: 7/10 but like in an exes way, this might be hypocritical considering thirteen may have met sol when he was a child, but the way she was describing it lowkey sounded like she was a child too, also mentally ages seem to align kinda

Simeon x any brother other than satan: 0/10

brother x brother: 0/10

luke x anyone: -1/10 i will find you

barb x anyone: 0/10 idk i dont see him ever liking someone romantically, not even the MC ,believe it or not ik its a romance game and everything but...its barbatos

and i dont care about rapheal or micheal enough to find ships for them

TWISTED WONDERLAND

oh boy, the good thing abt twst is that all the characters interacted at least once so the rarepairs arent too farfetched (like i care abt that) also keep in mind that im not actively checking the characters ages 

ADeuce/AceDeuce: 100000/10 like you even have to ask

FloRid: 1/10 im p sure riddle is scared of him give the poor guy a break

AceYuu: i have to point out that any ship containing Yuu isnt a selfship and that yuu is their own character, on that note 7/10, Ace has such a crush on Yuu he cant hide it forever its soo obviousss, 8/10 if ace turned out to be the traitor for angst points

JackEpel: 20/10 listen... i dont typically assign who's top/dom and who's bottom/sub bc it feels like fetishization and is somewhat dehumanizing.. HOWEVER. EPEL IS TOP AND IM RIGHT
also i think i technically foreshadowed me starting to ship them on a different post on my first playthrough of TWST but it was meant to be a joke BUT ITS NOT A JOKE ANYMORE

JamiKali: my heart says 9/10 bc they're so cute together but my mind says 0/10 bc master x servant is one of my most behated power dynamics, also i havent finished the scarabia arc yet and i have a sneaking suspicious that jamil might rlly hate kalim, what im tryina say is that its perfect for angst
I'll go in the middle and just say 5/10

MalLeona: like 4/10, i love enemies/rivals to lovers but i have a sneaking suspicion that their rivalry is a bit one sided..

RookVil: 1/10 im sorry... rook is just too obsessed and vil is too uninterested IM SORRY

Neige x Chenya: 100/10 HELL YEAH TWO RANDOM BACKGROUND CHARACTERS IN LOVE!! BRING THEM BACK!! (i have no clue if they even know each other)

MalleYuu: 10000/10 CANONN CANONN IDC WHAT PPL SAY IDC IF ITS JUST A "DEEP FRIENDSHIP" OE WHATEVER THEYRE LITERALLY CANONNNN + ANGST POINTS FOR MALLEUS' OVERBLOT + YUU GOING HOME BUT STILL I LOVE THEM SO MUCH MALLEUS WOULD GIVE YUU THE WORLD
ahem

LeoRuggie: 4/10 they're givingggg silly sitcom couple, still dont like the master x servant dynamic or the fact that Leona is incredibly rich but chooses to ignore ruggie's hometown where there are literal starving children, but if u put that aside and just focus on their personalities i think they'd make for a somewhat good ship

azul x floyd and/or jade: no. 0/10

idiazul: 5/10 if you ship this, you believe nothing is more seductive than a good game of Monopoly, i do think idia's anxiety will increase tenfold if he's in a relationship with a certified shady business man that scams people out of their money and souls....BUT IF IT WAS PAST! AZUL HOWEVER...

LeoVil: 19/10 idk what it is abt their dynamic, probably opposites attract or something i love them tho

CaterVil: 3/10 if you like this ship, you're probably Cater himself

TreyRid: 2/10 idk why i dislike this one considering i like the tropes associated w it like childhood friends to lovers

ChenRid: 10/10 CHENRID AND TREYRID HAVE THE EXACT SAME TROPES BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THE ENERGY!!? WHY HAVE GOOD STUDENT X GOOD STUDENT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE GOOD STUDENT X TROUBLE MAKER

AzulRid: 8/10 i kinda see it.. but not rlly, if u ship this i have to assume you started shipping them from the introduction scene and you werent gonna back down now

Rook x any beastmen or merfolk: 0/10 unfortunately for rook, you dont get bitches by stalking them

IdiaCater: 1/10 STOP PUTTING POOR IDIA WITH EXTROVERTS THOSE ARE HIS LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE!! anyways this ship is basically reddit/twitter user x Instagram/tiktok user, they're both chronically online but in wildly different ways, and they look aesthetically pleasing together so i raise the rating to 3/10 still no ship tho

TreyCater: 4/10 mama et papa...

Crewel x Crowley: 7/10 its amazing how they can still find love despite their very very old age 😍 i do not want crewel as a step dad tho

EpelDeuce: 3/10 i see it, they're both trying to improve themselves, they're both adorable, but.... im in too deep in the jackepel/adeuce rabbit hole

Crowley x Yuu: -103810/10 WHAT? ik i just approved of yuu being shipped w a 500 year old fairy and that yuu has no canon age but WHAT? THERE'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SHIPPING A MORTAL WITH AN IMMORTAL WHO HAS THE SAME MENTAL AGE, AND SHIPPING THEM WITH AN IMMORTAL WHO IS CONSIDERED AND ELDERLY *AND* IS THE PRINCIPAL TO THEIR SCHOOL

DeuceYuu: 4/10 i mean its cute but idkk, i appreciate their friendship more

ortho x anyone: -1/10 i will find you. and dont give me that "he's a robot made to always look like the past image of idia's 8 year old brother but is actually a teenager that has long since matured" crap, HE ACTS EIGHT, HE LOOKS EIGHT, HE IS EIGHT, WE CAN GET INTO THE COMPLEXITY OF HIS CHARACTER LATER BUT HE IS JUST AN EIGHT YEAR OLD HAVING TO ACT OLDER THAN HE REALLY IS TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BROTHER

SebeSilver: 0/10 arent they like... brothers? idk if its true or not but no either way

DEUCE'S MOM X LILLIA: 100/10 "SORRY DEUCE I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NI-" *GUNSHOT*

Jamil's little sister x Kalim: 8/10 HEAR ME OUTTT everything about JamiKali but without the inherit hatred + Jamils sister isnt directly serving him i dont think? problem is that i cant find her age anywhere

SamCrewel: 9/10 they're too pretty for the other adults and i dont wanna ship them w a student

Sebek/silver/malleus x lillia: -292/10 THAT IS THEIR SINGLE ADOPTIVE FATHER?? WHY DO I SEE MALILLIA EVERYWHERE??
this is getting too long lets move on

HONKAI: STAR RAIL

minus most of the xianzhou loufu bc i havent finished it yet
or anything containing Luka bc i know nothing abt him

Starch: 6/10 grumpy wet cat x pink hyperfem we approve, HOWEVER i do have a bone to pick with the name
same goes for McMarch (i cant spell male trailblazer's name)

DanMc/DanStelle: 1/10 i dont see it when its just them whoops

DanMarch: 8/10 guili vibes lowkey

DanStarch/DanMcMarch: 7/10 i actually ship this since release!! they're so found family that also kiss each others goodnight in a yes homo way

RenHeng: 1000/10 YES THEY'RE EXES THEY'RE TRAGIC THEY'RE ANGSTY THEY'RE CANON AND NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS, THEY ARE NOT A PROSHIP!!! i rlly need to play the xianzhou quest I NEED TO SEE THEM IN ACTIONNN

JingRen: 4/10 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ maybe my opinion will change once i play
KafBlade: 100/10 why is blade getting all the bitches, anyways evil bisexuals let's go!! and despite what anyone says, they are not a proship either!! slay!!

HertaWolf: 6/10? I WANT TO SAY THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVS BUT IDK HERTA'S AGE AND HER PUPPET WHO IS BASED ON HER "CHILDHOOD SELF" LOOKS THE SAME AGE AS SW WHICH IS WHY I SHIPPED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT IT MIGHT BE A PROSHIP SORRY

Loucha x anyone: 0/10 HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN??alternatively, LouchaWelt is kinda funny as purely a crackship 7/10

BronSeele: 1000000/10 BEEN A BRONSEELE SHIPPER SINCE BEFORE THE GAME WAS ANNOUNCED 💪💪💪 LONG LIVE THE ORPHAN LESBIANS

MC/stelle x anyone else: 1/10 they dont belong w anyone else tbh it feels like most of their other ships are just self inserts (make your own ocs u cowards ⁉️)

Samperd: 1/10 gepard is too stressed already dont make him fall in love with this flop of a scammer, HOWEVER. i did read a ficlet (drabble?) that had onesided samperd from gepards prespective that was rlly good, i can't it though but ill add a point for it so 2/10

^ also this feels like HSR's equivalent of tartali/chili, you just know they'll never interact again (if they did at all) bc sampo is important lorewise and is gonna go to other planets and shit and never see him again just like tartar sauce will/is doing to zhongli

SilverSeele: 1/10 silverwolf is a minor.. but imagine onesided SilverSeele tho?? i hc that silverwolf's universe's equivalent of seele died so she watched bronseele's relationship and thinks about what could've been

HimeWelt: -20/10 NO!! WHAT!! HIMEKO IS LITERALLY AN ALTERNATIVE VERSION OF WELT'S DEAD STUDENT WHO HE WATCHED GROW UP?! WHAT??

NatashaSampo: 3/10 they're giving rosakae energy honestly, but previous sampo problem above, HOWEVER, i think they have the second most implied relationship ingame, yk w hook thinking sampo is always sick bc he's always at nat's clinic, sampo going to and from the overworld while it was on lockdown and heavily guarded bc nat wanted to send a letter to her family, sampo keeping her identity as wildfire's chief secret until the- ok i think sampo might be down bad

KafHime: 0/10 honestly?? i dont see it

AstaLan: 1000/10 remember when i said NatSampo was the second most implied (het) ship? THIS IS THE MOST IMPLIED HET SHIP THEY ARE MARRIED YOUR HONOR THEY LITERALLY CANT GO A MINUTE WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT EACH OTHER
Natasha x serval: 7/10 hear me out HEAR ME OUT- (gunshot)
clara x anyone: -1/10 i will find you also WHY DO ALL THESE FANDOMS HAVE A SPECIFIC CHARACTER THATS EIGHT YEARS OLD
cocolia x serval: 6/10 if angst, 1/10 in general

stelle x trashcan: 70000/10 the amount of fanart ive seen of this ship....its glorious...

Yanqing x Gambling girl: 7/10 I SURE HOPE THEY'RE IN THE SAME AGE RANGE...

ok its prob weird to ship aeons, especially if the sole purpose of one of them is to kill the other but
LAN X YAOSHI: 10/10 THERE IS NOTHING MORE SEDUCTIVE THAN HAVING AN ARROW IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR RIBS AS PUNISHMENT FOR ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE YOU KILLED-

Screwlumi x Herta: 5/10 but like specifically actual herta not puppet-made-to-look-like-a-minor herta

i think that might be it?? at least those are the ships i remembered

GENSHIN IMPACT

oh god this one is gonna be long

KaeLuc: -1/10 i hate it, they're brothers

JeanLuc: 10/10 if you actively keep your letters to your childhood friend next to your romance books that is BASICALLY fanfiction of you two with the names changed, is it platonic?

KaeBedo: 0/10 will forever say this, THEY DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER, THEY MAKE ZERO SENSE, NOT EVEN THEIR DYNAMICS ARE GOOD TOGETHER IM SORRY, you know who DOES belong to kaeya tho?

DainKae: 8/10 PRINCE X KNIGHT I LOVE THEM and that one archon quest gave them angst potential holy shit I'll forever talk about them

Albedo x Sucrose: 2/10 i cant explain why I dislike this ship, it just sucks aesthetically

AlMona: 200/10 would you like an essay on why i love them?? comment below

EulAmber: 0/10 huge opinion change from the last ship rating post but at the time i didn't know THAT EULA USED TO OWN SLAVES??? WHAT THE FUCK

Aya(ka)Thoma: 9/10 this is the ONLY!!! master x servant ship i approve of THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES!!!

BarbNoe: 7/10 welcome to the "inferiority-complex-caused-by-jean" club! (i made this exact same joke last time too)

VenBarb: 1/10 imagine u go to church alot and someone ships u with jesus

Beinguangg (idk how to spell their ship name): 1000/10 NOTHING STRAIGHT ABOUT THEIR INTERACTIONS

BarbBennett: 10/10 theyre so cute :((( imagine barbara panicking and healing Bennett's wounds after a day if adventuring :((( while bennett is like "man! i totally did not expect that boulder to fall directly on my skull!" in the most casual tone ever

MikaBarb: 5/10 mika is so wet cat i love him

MikaNoe: 9/10 NONO LISTEN THE MOMENT I SAW MIKA GET RELEASED I WAS IMAGINING THESE TWO MEETING AND TALKING AND EVERYTHING AND HANGING OUT AND NOELLE ASKING FOR KNIGHT TIPS IDK HOW THIS RAREPAIR TOOK OVER MY BRAIN TEMPORARILY

XingYun: 10/10 aren't they already canon?

VenLuc: 8/10 LOWER YOUR GUNS, IK THIS SHIP IS RLLY ONLY POPULAR WITH GENSHIN HENTAI READERS BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY SO CUTE ONCE YOU THINK ABOUT IT

GanShenhe: 6/10 im incredibly surprised that this is a rarepair, probably bc ganqing (deragatory) is still popular

ganqing (deragatory): 0/10 i hate them your honor.

GanXiao: 1/10 i see them as family so.. yeah

KazuGorou: 100/10 WHY DID PEOPLE STOP SHIPPING THIS FOR THE INFERIOR FETISHIZER SHIP

IttoGorou: -475467/10 IttoGorou fucked my wife and peed on my crops, i do not support the inferior fetishizer ship that ruined everyone's perception of both itto and gorou

KazuTomo: 10/10 the only reason I believe that kazhua death leaks is bc i wanted him to see his boyfriend (or not, im not giving up on the theory that he's alive)

GorouKomi: 2/10 no disrespect to gorou but he can not rizz the divine priestess of the watatsumi island herself by swinging his tail a few times (he totally would)

HuXiao: 0/0 it sucks so bad it doesn't even have a higher maximum

GorouSara: 4000/10 WHERE ARE THE SHIPPERS FOR THIS, GOROU IS THE FIFTH SON WHICH IS SARAS FAV NUMBER AND SHE LOVES DOGS!! ITS ALSO ENEMIES TO FRIENDS  THAT HAD AN IMPROVED RELATIONSHIP AFTER THE ARCHON QUEST!! THEY BOTH ADMIRE EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WAR TOO SO WHY IS THIS A RAREPAIR

XiangTao: 7/10 i actually ship this!! i get told its a proship all the time even tho there is no canon ages and hutao is accepted to be a part of liyue's teen group so idk

xingqiu/chongyun x anyone other than each other: 0/10 this is one of the only ships that i dont like seeing w anyone else

Aya(to)Itto: 10/10 HELL YEAH ‼️ WAY BETTER THAN THE INFERIOR ITTO SHIP I LOVE THEM THE SILLIES, THEY HAD TO RECORD AYATO'S "ABOUT ITTO" LINE SO NO ONE MISUNDERSTANDS AND THINKS HE HATES HIM LMAO THEYRE SO BOYFRIENDS

IttoSara: 9/10 if u cant tell by this point i love enemies to lovers- ANYWAYS so they're both immortals but like rlly young immortals but they'll spend eternity w each other which i think is rlly cute :))) i started shipping this before itto even came out bc of all the hints they left on the map

Itto x the blue oni: 1/10 i used to think that was cute but everyone keeps saying they're technically related bc like thousands of years ago their ancestors were brothers, and i have no clue if its ok to ship it at this point
+ has anyone noticed that they alwaysmake the characters that mean alot to the playable characters NPCS? im pretty sure they're trying to avoid playable characters being shipped together

IttoThoma: 6/10 not my cup of tea but still adorable :) why is itto getting all the bitches here

IttoXiao: 5/10 i dont ship this rarepair but may i point out Demon x Destroyer of demons is a pretty funny dynamic

IttoYoi: 8/10 the free babysitters of the neighborhood :D also i was playing Kuki's hangout quest yesterday and i just realized the arataki gang hangs out rlly close to yoimiya's firework shop!! bro wants to see his gf during working hours!!

JeanLisa: 2/10 drastic opinion change, ik. but like idk if their dynamic rlly works, yk?

RosaJean: 7/10 LISTENNN LISTENNN ITS LIKE STUDENT COUNCIL X TROUBLE MAKER BUT ADULT also the we-must-protect-barbra club

RosaKae: 2/10 despite what i said w NatSampo i dont actually like rosakae at all, idk it doesnt speak to me the fanart is rlly good tho

KazuKomi: 6/10 when kazhua called her "my lady" OWANHSAKSNEJAKBSHEAKN

KeqinGuangg: 1/10 imagine going to work and someone ships you with your employer

ZhongQing: 0/10 [insert jesus joke from earlier except worse but it includes keqing]

ScaraMona: 0/10 i would've given different ratings for before and after the sumeru quest, but like one thing i noticed is that i physically cant stand any scara ship at all, am i seriously feeling possessive over a fictional character?? anyways i didn't like scaramona before my scarasimp phase either

ZhonGuangg (can u tell im struggling to write any ningguang ship's name): 3/10 the only reason ppl ship this is bc they think ningguang is guizhong's incarnation which is??? in what world?? also [insert jesus joke from earier]

Guili: 28192719/10 THEY'RE MARRIED YOUR HONOR ZHONGLI LOVES HIS WIFE VERY MUCH AND EVEN NAMED A PLACE IN HIS NATION AFTER THEIR SHIPNAME

NoeFischl: 7/10 I actually approve of/ship every single combination of the mondstat teens together, felt the need to say this bc im running out of things to say about mondstat teen ships... anyways fischl appoints noelle to be a knight in her fictional kingdom

EiKomi: 8/10 "im your archon. archons are not elected." "Look, strange women pulling out swords from their tits is no basis for a System of government!" then they kissed

EiSara: 7.5/10 this is actually the only god x worshipper ship i like and it was wildly spread when i first entered the fandom, now im a little conflicted bc sara obvi has religious trauma and its not ei's fault but its definitely heavily connected to ei so it feels wrong to ship them

EiMiko: 0/10 PUT YOUR PITCHFORKS DOWN IT GENUINELY SUCKS ASS, I DONT SEE Y'ALL SHIPPING VENTI AND ZHONGLI WITH THEIR PET DRAGONS?! ALSO EI WATCHED HER GROW UP

AlbeRosa: aesthetically 10/10, personality wise tho? i feel like their dates are basically like: 😐🍽️🕯️🍽️😐 8/10 they communicate telepathically

KokoBeidou: 7/10 MERMAID X PIRATEEEEEE

Aya(ka)Sara: 9/10 imagine they both learn how to be themselves together instead of just being "head of the kamisato clan" and "the general of the shogun's armies" all the time

KokoSara: 2/10 i mean... i guess it's aesthetically cute? i have personal beef w the shippers who invade the comment sections of ittosara fanart to talk about this ship and how its way superior to every other sara ship out there

JunYan: 100/10 MUSIC GIRLFRIENDS THEY PLAY MUSIC AND DATE I LOVE THEM

TartaLi/ChiLi/zhongChi: 8/10 I love them, but why does this god forsaken ship have so many different names, like I get its to indicate the top and bottom but what the fuck is the difference between chili and tartali, wouldn't the top be in both cases tartaglia?? and why do chili shippers, zhongchi shippers and tartali shippers hate each other so much like the only difference between yall is who you think will insert the pp in whom, WHY ARE YOU AT WAR

ThomAto: 1/10 i dont like (most) master x servant but 1 point bc it sounds like tomato