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Unrelated, But hear me out. Theres this new remastered game coming out called PENIS MAN ULTIMATE.

I want you to follow their community so they can make it happen. Penis Man was an old sonic game that fans didnt like at all

the few Penis Man fans have a small but nice community and are trying to refurbish the game and remaster it.

This is the peak of gaming. Penis Man got very low ratings from gaming newspapers and had an average score of 2/10

I know this may turn you away but i haven't talked all about this for nothing. PENIS MAN ULTIMATE Already has a trailer out!

Its an amazing game that will be coming out in the foreseeable future hopefully by the end of may 2022 or so. If it gets

delayed you cant say anything bad about it because there is only 2 devs working on the game and it may take awhile to get

finished. Back to the first game Penis Man, It came out after sonic adventure 2 battle and used the design of shadow for Penis

Man the game came out on the gamecube. as one of my friends who is a Penis Man fan said

"that game was HORRIBLY recevied, it was the worst selling game of all time, and there isn't a single advertisement or anything about it!"

He is even one of the devs working on PENIS MAN ULTIMATE

This is what the same friend said

"PENIS MAN HISTORY

Sonic the hedgehog was created in 1991 by SEGA, and in the early 2000s, PENIS MAN was made as a spinoff for the gamecube after the release of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. After twenty years of being absent outside of a small amount of fan projects and a prequel comic series made by Archie, we have gained the rights to create a remaster under the SEGA AGES brand, and that leads us to today."

There are Rumurs (sorry i spelled that wrong) that Penis Man was actually the main mascot of the Sonic The Hedgehog series.

and since they weren't getting any money they changed it to sonic the hedgehog.

And covered it up, Also the design for Penis Man was Reused with Shadow. Im not sure if thats true so don't blame me if its incorrect. im just a guy writing this from my

love for Penis Man.

I had to do alot of digging to get all this knowledge and some of it may be incorrect, but please dont blame me for that.

I even heard there are cameos and i only know one of them (hopefully) which is Barack Obama this was just my guess

from looking at the title screen. I also heard that shadow the hedgehog is actually Penis Mans twin brother so... yeah.

I only know one of the characters in Penis Man and thats Maurice.

--GAMEPLAY--

PENIS MAN ULTIMATE seems to be a wave type game as you shoot enemys and it gets progressively harder. you play as Penis Man

and you have a gun with you, You are shooting soldiers (probably G.U.N soldiers) im not sure if thats the entire game

but in my personal opinion i think it might get stale if thats the only gameplay. This is all the knowledge i have from the

Trailers and various posts on the gamejolt community. Thanks for Reading and if you didnt well...

TLDR-https://gamejolt.com/c/maurenis-man-aqytzt Penis Man Remaster



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