So, a while back I took down a bunch of my old joke games because they weren’t serious. I realize now that being serious is for dweebs with their names on their underwear, so I’m concidering re-uploading them in one convenient package. That is, if anyone is actually interested.

The games I would be adding back would be:

1. Alien Craft - An unfinished sandbox game in space. Lost the source code in the Great Hard Drive Crash of 2014, so this one is basically dead.

2. Carz - A horrible racing game with music I made myself by putting silverware in a blender.

3. God of Rainbow Pimps + GORP Legit Seizure Edition - A game where you play as John Cena and fly through space shooting Dunkin’ Donuts logos out of an electric guitar at scary faces in order to save the universe.

4. Labouef Simulator 1+5 - Experience a day in the life of everyone’s favorite cowboy, Mr. Labouef!

5. Survival Game - A realistic survival game with surviving and stuff.

6. Zombies - You can shoot zombies and stab them with a knife that looks like a silver carrot.