Left 4 Crossing Midge

Left 4 Crossing Tortimer.

Spy Olivia

Next time eat a salad

Niko Oneshot if they aren't fucking around.

Engineering

Left 4 Crossing Roscoe.

Never let me cook again.

Medic TF

Left 4 Crossing Walker -"Don't worry guys, stay positive! I got a good felling about this!"

-"Walker you're under the effects of 30 different drugs."