1# Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick
2# I keep thinking you can’t get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong.
3# If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart, otherwise you’re just an ass.
4# Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
5#Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
6# You’re the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo
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