After 20 months of relentless development… After 1,9 metric tons of coffee… After close to two billion times we told our studio cats “please don’t do that thing you do with the wires”… After 130.000 global deaths… The day has come.

QUEUE THE EXPLOSIONS

Robbie Swifthand and the Orb of Mysteries… is now FULLY RELEASED ON STEAM!!11!!11! (NO CLICKBAIT)

At 😈130.000 global deaths😈 Robbie Swifthand and the Orb of Mysteries Launches ☠️NOW☠️ on Full Release 😍 🤤 20 months of tireless development, 4 events and countless Robbie deaths have lead to this…

Here’s a link for Robbie Swifthand on Steam!

A sincere, sleep-deprived THANK YOU to everyone that has been with us since the early access version<3 The journey was long and arduous, but together WE PREVAILED!

Please enjoy the full Robbie-killing, wall-twisting, spike-sharp experience!

For those that have yet to taste what a day (some hours at a time) in the life of Robbie Swifthand feels like, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!?!!1?!?!?!!?!!11?!1?!1

For any feedback or questions please feel free to join our discord server here!

Even though we just released the game - that doesn’t mean there is no room for improvement! We still want to add the following:
More achievements to unlock!

• Trading Cards!

• Cloud Saves!

• Optimization and minor graphics setting (turn blood on/off, optional frame cap)

AND MORE!!1!1!

AND NOW, WE CELEBRATE(or fall asleep on the couches)!!1!11!11!!!!1

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