MocMoc's Promises if she is voted:
-cheaper fumos (fumos are halved priced because the state refunds half of the cost)
-gay marriages are actually based (and also legal)
-fuck religion (you believe on whatever god you want to believe)
-we shall start ww 3 with russia (our patience runned out for them and it will all be part of our country)
Launch Octopus' Promises if he is voted:
- Creates the universal currency of Token(s)
- Sand on beaches are free and anyone can take it for any reason
-Vile is now a criminal of the planet
-World Peace (Everyone will now be under his capitalist regime.)
-Fascism, Communism and Dictatorships are now illegal effective immediately.
-Everyone gets a free gun with a purchase of a gun.
-Any contradictions with the US Constitution given by anyone is punishable by death.
-Endorsed by a previous unnamed opponent who will give as many Mario's toaster as you could possibly want if you vote for Launch Octopus
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