Game Teaser

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

UPDATE: THEY LET ME PET SIMBA

Thank you so much! After ten yearTEN YEARS???? I'm finally here! :D

I hope you're ready to avoid fish.

Update: this is all you get, haha suckers

Bowling Nightmare Circus?

This thing appeared in my dream last night...

hi.

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.