This text is actually based on my vacations to turkey. (i ate turkey in turkey... bad joke i know)

yes everything here is true just some words are changed up to fit of course. here is the list of them:

Bro - Sis (i don't have a brother)

Metro - Airplane

Landport - Airport

Undernet - Facebook

Desertburg - Alanya

Etfall Resort - Eftalia Splash Resort

...and after all that, i'm still trying. I can't give up just yet.