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Jonathan's Adventure: Bickery Edition
2 years ago

Seb's Devlog #72: 3/26/2023

What happened?


Hey look, it's the last week of March! You BETTER say "Happy Birthday" to me when it's APRIL 8TH OR the 73rd OR 74th devlog arrives.

Oh joy. Another video by Tyfoid. Don't you love it when it has those bland, dull, annoying editing from those patronizing YouTubers or god forbid TikTok videos? If it's gonna be presented like a TikTok video, then I'm completely entitled to skip a TikTok video. Because I hate TikTok and frankly I rather save my sanity and mental health than to watch some video telling me that there's this new challenge that totally is legal and that involves activities that are dangerous or harmful to society. In fact, I would ever consider the JA "Classic" page to be a mental health hazard in my book and I wish I could post it on the day or month that is associated WITH mental health awareness, but I don't know if that's the case or not (At the moment of me writing this.).

So anyway, there will be no April Fools joke this year. I thought I would mention it from here because someone is going to expect SOMETHING to happen on that day.

So there was some changes to the Ink Project, in which I made completely NEW sprites that'll change the temporary files that were used. But I can't say what are those sprites because it's confidential stuff and I can't really say much, since it's NOT my game. Okay, well sorta, but that's only because I am the developer for it and I did put in new content in it, but ultimately it still isn't mine through and through.

Except I remember something, but I wasn't sure if this thought came from last week or yesterday, so here's Dumb Game Idea #1: Every Jonathan's Adventure game but every character has boobs.
No, this isn't me being horny. Every character that doesn't have visibly large breasts gets one, especially if it means tits on a Rotom. Or god forbid tits on a floating head. This is literal me thinking of the most dumbest and the most pointless thing ever, re-editing or redrawing EVERY artwork to include them for every character. I'm pretty sure nobody would ask for it and the appeal of it is so stupidly limited, because the only reason you would want to enjoy is the tits itself or how would you put tits on someone like Lololo. And for the next Dumb Game Idea: PUNCH THE FOX.
The game is a certified 100% "We hate PETA and so do we hate the JA Team" thing in which you ruin Kabi's face by your fist. Essentially Sadism: the arcade game. The whole point of the game is to rack up points on how much facial damage you caused. Perfect for players who REALLY hate Kabi. And probably also perfect for players who want violent pornography of Kabi, but the only reason I mention "violent pornography" is only because I remember a song similarly named by System of a Down, which fun fact: the first song I heard from them was from ATV Offroad Fury 2, and Violent Pornography is a one of the songs I love. It's like a classic. But I really don't know if there's actually people who are sexually interested in that kind of snuff and I'm just asking for trouble here, because if I do mention it, somebody is going to do it eventually. Unless it doesn't happen and I'm being crazy because I thought Murphy's Law is going to happen.

I think I've already made this long enough, so see ya on the next week of April, bae-bee.



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