First off.

This game is very outdated for my standards n shit, like. Yeltacalypse made me realize that hey. maybe HAVE the game be functional than oh wait, i need to overpatch a game just to be good? Aka. the game has been delisted. DON'T REUPLOAD THE DAMN THING BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

Second.

The game literally NEEDS the rework. Which i'm not doing immediatedly and i'd rather have people have a brain than actually wait for the next slop wave. So it would have to be remade from the groundup.

Third.

We and by that i mean me, because i'm myself lmao. The update stuff that you see from the.......existing version of eve that you can and probably could try to suffer with, wouldn't reflect what i want to do in the game. (Because let's be realistic here. Do you REALLY want me to port over all that bs and give things like ah yes, the most uneeeded things ever).

Aka: I would actually slim down the game and not have things that feel bloated for no reason.

Fourth.

This is not gonna happen immediatedly, because there's a few projects that i want to tackle first before doing this thing again after and i quote: The game feels like it was a shitty attempt at a randomizer and it felt without charm that constantly crashed more than the entire complaining nation of my sanity.

Fi- how the fuck do you say five.

Watermelon 2.

Sixth.

Gridchouli dies.

Lastly:

Follow Yeltacalypse

https://gamejolt.com/games/Yeltacalypse/943089 and BBQ

https://gamejolt.com/games/bbqcirno/507000 because yes.

Anywho. This has been a Yeltacalypse update- wait this is randomizer LMAO