That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Wild Leak Appeared?!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Now it's gone down to fourteen hours, but seriously! Check out how long Dropbox thought that the Official Provisional Release would take to upload! Like, how ridiculous is THAT?! Eh?

Check Out This Dialog Box That Appeared On My Home Screen!