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Well, if it isn’t jolly Nick. People like you really make me tick!
”Ho-ho-ho”? No-no-no, I say! One millimeter near my chimney and I’ll make you pay!
You and your new sentimentality. You used to be as cold as Neptune- now it seems you’ve become indulged in the world of mediocrity!
Perhaps the reason is your brain became too sizes too small. At the very least, it makes it easier for me to have a ball!
What do you mean my time here is done? As far as I’m concerned, my improvements to this site have only just begun!
Bah! You don’t deserve my talent anyway! Don’t come crawling back to me once your world turns gray!
Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!
Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!
I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!
I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!
Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?
I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!
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