Well that’s fucking wonderful :(

Now she’s protecting me…

Cat, YOU LOVE WATER

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-

How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

UHHH

she proceeded to hit her head on the door about 3-

*BONK*

-4 times now

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

This cat don’t understand bro 😭

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)

For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten

A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!

Song language in: German 🇩🇪, English 🇬🇧

Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X

Lyrics in article!!!

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭