I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

The new endings are really more of a "fancy game over" than anything super complicated, but I had the idea and felt like doing it.

Labor Day.

The Vega Route has begun actual development.

Watched The French Dispatch a few days ago.

Good movie! I liked it a lot!

Also, I made this abomination because of it.

Now the questionably enjoyable trial of will that is the Joyed Vega Ending is more consistently questionably enjoyable!

Also I changed my mind on how I wanted to handle Fatty's recruitment on the new route. It's the same method, but it's a bit easier now.

No, I do not know why anyone would do that to themselves. My mods aren’t interesting enough for challenge runs.

He's not in it.

Started working on a thing.

No idea if it's ever going to get finished (it's still mostly concepts at the moment) but I've been playing around with this idea in my head for a while now, so I felt like bringing it up.

Anyways, here's front facing Buckets.

The "Balance Update" is canceled. Here's a rough adaptation of the content aspect as compensation.

Not much of a gamechanger, but there's some extra fights here and there if you ever decide to replay this for whatever reason.