We're no strangers to something, i guess...

Behind the curtains he resides, he should never get inside...

Forgot to make a teaser, yesterday. So... oops, i guess?

Also, i need to come up with new epic teasers to show you, so have this shrugging Stickman while you wait.

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Koffing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)

Sprays powerful poisonous gas that smells like garbage. Sometimes, it is said that it can house an unstable combination of gas, causing it to explode without warning.

...did i also mention the gas smells like garbage?

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Kangaskhan (The Parent Pokémon)

It always carries around its baby in its pouch, which it'll protect at all costs. As such, you should never try to catch one of the babies by itself, lest you get destroyed by its mother.

One once raised a human child.

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Lickitung (The Licking Pokémon)

This Pokémon's tongue is almost 7 feet long, making it twice the length of its own body. It licks anything new it comes across in order to memorize it through texture and taste.

It probably hates Garbador.

What a coincidance!

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Weezing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)

This was the result of two Koffings merging together when their gases mixed with each other. The resulting gas is then used as an ingredient for top of the line perfume.

...the gas STILL smells like garbage, however.

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Hitmonchan (The Punching Pokémon)

This Pokémon can punch so fast you can't even see the fist anymore. Its punch is also strong enough to drill through concrete and launch foes over 300 miles per hour.

It has to take a break every 3 minutes though.

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Hitmonlee (The Kicking Pokémon)

Also known as the Kick Master, this Pokémon's stretchy legs allow to kick just about anywhere and hit harder then diamonds.

Maybe this one should go to a Pokémon Center, though. Don't think it's meant to bend that way.