Now it's gone down to fourteen hours, but seriously! Check out how long Dropbox thought that the Official Provisional Release would take to upload! Like, how ridiculous is THAT?! Eh?

Wild Leak Appeared?!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!