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<title>Joke Time</title>

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<h2>It's Joke Time!</h2>

<button onclick="tellJoke()">Tell me a joke</button>

<p id="joke"></p>

<script>

function tellJoke() {

// Array of jokes for variety

var jokes = [

"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because atoms are lying BITCHES!",

"Why didnt the scarecrow win an award? Because he was fucking stupid, and a SCARECROW.!",

"What do you call fake spaghetti? Papyrus!",

"How do you organize a space party? You plan ahead like a normal FUCKING PERSON!!",

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was had two tires AND WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!!"

];

// Select a random joke from the array

var randomJoke = jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)];

// Display the joke in the HTML element with the id "joke"

document.getElementById("joke").innerText = randomJoke;

}

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