GAMEJOLT FIGHT CLUB PIRATED PORT

BY: Alexfancypants

One day while I was taking a shit when I got a notification on my phone for a new update of my favorite game called Game Jolt Fight Club. It apparently got a new secret character that I needed to find out how to unlock. Along with that, there were some minor stuff like bug patches and a slightly bigger health bar for all characters but what stood out the most was a Japanese text which I couldn't decipher. Boy do I wish I was able to at that moment because I was totally unprepared and you can probably guess where this is going because of what this post is joking about. Jeez that last sentence has the weirdest wording possibly to date. Back to what I was saying, I quickly became homopho- I meant I quickly finished up doing my business in the bathroom and logged onto my computer for a quick round on the new update of the hit game Game Jolt Fight Club. But then I saw that to get the new update, I needed 50 Billion Dollar to get it. So my solution was to pirate the game using a pirating website. I actually found a build of the new update on a website called Piracy.Cum You might've expected the usual Sonic.EXE Sonic turns into Demon with Red Eyes and Bloody Tears but you are wrong because none of that happened. I selected the Boss Rush mode and decided to select Alexfancypants since he was my favorite character or USED to be (Hehe foreshadowing). Even though Deafplayer has the most upgrades available to help in combat and Cros has an overpowered ability of being able to summon lightning bolts and stun the enemy for a LONG period of time, I'm not here for using the strongest characters. Instead, I favored the more cooler characters to use (That doesn't mean Deafplayer and Cros isn't cool you both are pretty cool) like Grantjamina and Alexfancypants. Now I know you are probably typing in the comments that I just called myself cool and I'm narcissistic and... maybe you're right. SO ANYWAYS-. No that wasn't morse code. Ok let's just get back to the Creepypasta story or whatever this is called. So anyways I started playing to have a good time but halfway through I remembered about the Secret character. I decided to unlock this new character and see what it can do so I paused my game and looked up how to get the character online only to find conflicting results on how to get the secret character like dropping a Minecart down a hole or punching someone 100 times. I got bored and decided to find it myself like a (Un) true gamer. After many hours of trying, I gave up and decided to just play for fun. But then, while I was the Gasen Boss Fight, I made Alexfancypants take a power up and then the screen turned to black with the text "ERROR {Character File Not Found} has been added to your roster". The game then returned to the character select screen and I saw a character named ########## in my current roster. This wouldn't have freaked me out if it were for the fact that this new character looked like Alex but they forgot to add eyes in his eye sockets which were pitch black for some reason and a mouth to him. I decided to select him even though he was FUCKIN creepy (Pasta?). For some reason, there was no moveset screen for him and it just took me to the first fight with Deafplayer. "But he doesn't have a boss fight does he?" I thought when I saw who I was against. I discovered that the new character did absolutely NOTHING except walk and nothing else. No running, jumping, sliding, or even punching. None of that shit was given to him compared to his opponent Deafplayer which I remember buffing up all of his moves with means this is pretty much a rigged fight against me. I decided to walk off the edge but ########## just hovered over the air like he has Border Blocks from Minecraft under him and- actually no I think he might be doing a Jesus walks on water type deal but he can walk on air and water. I never read the bible so I wouldn't know if Jesus could walk on air or some shit but I heard he could walk on water. I tried just getting beat up by Deafplayer but for some reason even if he did his finisher move on me, ########## would not die at all. I tried to reset but it said "Why reset when you're about to win?". I said to myself "WTF I'm not winning I am about to lose.". I decided to try and move the character and it actually worked even though the game is supposed to prevent that from happening like in most EXE games where the entity or whatever the fuck is in the game changes the game entirely.  So anyways, I made ########## get a powerup and guess what happens next? ########## transforms from a messed up texture of Alexfancypants to a whatever the fuck a tall person's size is monster with eyes but entirely black and a usual .EXE mouth who was now referred to as Don't Blink (Or form 1) and did I mention his clothes changed color to a Light Grey-ish to a Dark Light Grey (Does that color even exist) ? After that, I blinked and then I fell asleep. Once I woke up, I discovered I was in the game as Deafplayer. "What the hell happened" I said when I realized I was in the game. "Your Mother died" said an unknown voice. "Who the fuck are you?" I replied to the mysterious voice. No replies from the voice. I decided to walk toward where the voice was coming from and I walked into a wall. I decided to walk opposite and then I walked into another wall. That's when I remembered that this was a 2d game which means I can only walk left or right so I did and I didn't walk into a wall. Instead, I walked into level 1 of the campaign mode but however there seemed to be no enemies in sight. Usually in campaign levels, there are enemies you have to beat up to warm you up for the boss ahead. Here, there aren't any to defeat. That's when I realized that I am in a shitty creepypasta and an unintentional anti piracy ad. After I discovered that, I heard a voice saying "Are you the destruction man? No? Then stop destroying the 4th wall". "Who even are you?" I replied. "Walk on forward idiot" the voice replied. I did that and I discovered that the entity or whatever the fuck ########## was killed all of the enemies including the final boss... which the entity or whatever the fuck is this person was chomping on @/642 s head. The entity or (Bruh we know already) then turned around and said "There you are ''. After that, he suddenly got a powerup from nowhere and his appearance changed again to an even lankier guy with Dark Grey clothing and a gray fire starting to appear on his back. He then started chasing me and I ran away. He didn’t seem like he was faster than me so I continued running… and then I ran into a wall in the Damn Water Level. Somehow, I may have ran so fast I somehow went into another level or something and now I am underwater. I swam my way up to the surface and climbed onto the floor. I couldn’t see because the level was dark. Somehow, it felt like I was still underwater when I knew I was not. I could still breathe. I walked around, trying to find a way out. That’s when I bumped into another person. She was Monika. I apologized for bumping into her but she shushed me and explained that the thing was playing hide and seek with her and she was able to get to this level and hide from the entity for about 3 days before I played. She said that the thing is looking for us and we need to be quiet. She lit a candle and we found our way out of the level and into the Area After That Dam Water Level That You Basically Go Into The City For No Reason Level. The city looked post-apocalyptic. Buildings looked abandoned and decayed. Cars were scattered and destroyed. Some dead bodies were on the ground, burned. Monika and I walked around the city, then I heard a voice from behind me. It was the thing. “Hey, Monika and Deafplayer are enemies, not friends”. Monika and I started running without looking behind. I could hear the thing running behind us. I was too frightened to stop and look behind. We were able to find an opening to another level and escape that thing. I had a panic attack but Monika helped me through it. She then apologized for not introducing herself earlier and said her name was Mary. I introduced myself as Alan and explained how I got here. “Are you Alan from my school? Alan Kyle?” Mary said. “Mary Tom?” I replied. “So you’re Alan.” Mary replied. “So this is where you have disappeared to, maybe just like your brother Stan.” I said. “That’s who I was looking for in the first place. I don’t know where he is or who he was put into. I wish I could find him and possibly bring him back home, our home” Mary said. “I wish to bring him back too, Mary. Maybe we will find him on the way”. Mary and I looked around to see which level we were in but it looked unfamiliar. It seems like that thing had made this one by using some assets from the other levels and twisting them to make his final challenge. I got to give some props to the entity, cause he knows how to make a creepy looking place by using some parts of other places and making it whole. Torches on the way lit the level up. The floor and ceiling were black. Windows showed a red sky with a dark ground. On some occasions, we saw portraits of the entity. Some of them reveal his name: EXEcutor A. Mary and I walked around a little bit until I heard a noise. I turned back to see that Mary was gone. I heard her screams as something took her away. I tried to follow the sound, but it went away. I couldn’t tell which direction it came from. I kept walking to find Mary and then I found a door. I opened the door and went into it, hoping I would find Mary. Instead, I found a new part of the level. The level was now a bright room with Marble-Zone type floor and wall pattering (The level these assets came from were inspired by Marble-Zone from Sonic). This level part had active obstacles so I had to make sure to avoid them. During certain parts of this part of the level, EXEcutor A communicated with me through my mind. “Enjoying the palace, Alan. I made it myself. You wonder why I exist, don’t you? I was a creation of the void. I didn’t always look like Alexfancypants. I was a creature made of void matter. Did you notice it when I changed again? I was originally looking at Sonic, did you know? This game suddenly appeared in the corner of my eye, an alternative. I found Alex to be the most intriguing. I made my own skin to look like him. It doesn’t matter how you run, too slow or too fast. I’ll make this moment your LAST”! I opened another door to the last part of the level. Again the floor, walls, ceiling were black. The same torches from before. Windows showing a blood red sky. However, there was a throne. Behind the throne were the characters of the game but they were mutilated. I knew that these were the souls of other children. In the throne was EXEcutor A who now was taller with almost black clothing and the void matter had spread more on him and now he has orange eyes and with him was Mary! “I see you finally caught up with us, Alan. Mary and I were waiting for you with her brother, Stanley. She was looking for him but she was looking in the wrong place this whole time. You met Stanley with me when you were exploring the first level I had you go to. His head made a very good snack but it was a shame he wouldn’t allow me to play with him for a few more minutes. Now he is added to my ranks and now I will add you both. But, Monika and Deafplayer are enemies. So let’s have a fight, shall we? It is called “Game Jolt Fight Club”, isn’t it”? Suddenly, I and Mary were teleported to an arena, still with the same features as before. I saw a display above saying “Deafplayer vs Monika” and instantly knew what I had to do. Yet, I couldn’t bring myself to do it, even if it meant I would die. Mary also couldn’t bring herself to do it as well as I saw her tear up. I went up to her and punched her in the face softly. She did the same. We kept fighting like this until Mary actually started to bleed and I was told to finish her. I couldn’t bring myself to kill my friend. I saw some visions of other victims who fought but didn’t finish off the other. The first was a dragon who had his lower body cut off. The second was a white and man who had a phone lodged into his head and was stuck to a white pike. The final was of a blue man who had red eyes with his throat slit and had strings like a puppet. I still couldn’t bring myself to kill Mary, even with these warnings. Eventually, I stuck out my hand to Mary and pulled her up. “Ugh, you guys are lame. Can’t even do a proper fight”. EXEcutor A then teleported behind Mary and grabbed her. He then pulled her apart, killing her. Thankfully, EXEcutor A let me write this post and now I can tell you guys what happened. I won’t be seeing anyone again soon. Goodbye everyone.

EXTRA SCENE:

EXEcutor A: Looks like you're finished, now it’s time to kill you. Sayanora, Alan.

As EXEcutor A is about to kill Alan, a sudden flash of light is seen as EXEcutor A suddenly stops.

???: You already took my Stan, my Mary. The only children I have. What makes you think I’ll allow you to kill someone else?

EXEcutor A: A new playmate, you seem to know about me. Why not introduce yourself-

???: The creator of the game you took and twisted to your own liking.

EXEcutor A: I simply made your world more beautiful, not terrible.

???: You’ve overstayed your welcome here. You killed every npc and turned the playable characters into vessels for the people you kill and take into your game. You're just a monster, you know that?

EXEcutor A: I wouldn’t call myself a monster. I’m more of a king.

???: You’re right, a king of terror and I’m here to stop you.

EXEcutor A: Who even are you

??? takes off cloak

Alexfancypants: Yourself

CONFRONTING YOURSELF STARTS PLAYING

Part 2 maybe?