3 months ago

the entirety of the final Minecraft movie trailer but it’s pillar chase 2


please watch the actual final Minecraft movie trailer before reading this. Also sedrik You don’t HAVE to voice over these if you don’t wanna

*Insert Ao oni,Vapor and idk like Pcx Struggling to chase a survivor*

Ao oni: “DONT WORRY!!!1!1 ILL CATCH UP TO THIS SURVIVOR BY USING THIS TRANSFORMATION,RELEASE!!!!!!!”

*the survivor Fucking dies*

*it cuts back to the actual trailer*

Ao oni “In pillar chase,any monster You want in the game,you can play as…!!!”

*cuts to a scene in onis mansion*

Vapor: “so you killed all these survivors”

ao oni: “yeah most of them”

*cuts to another scene*

vapor: “COMBUST RAAAHH!!!!!”

Forest king: “That survivor doesn’t even know what your saying dumbass”

vapor: “we’re talking trust”

*cuts back to Ao Oni narrating*

Ao oni: “Life in pillar chase was perfect…until one day…”

(“Oni vision!”)

Ao oni: “until…one day…we came across…THE REWORKS…”

Ao oni: “a place with no good changes,or balancing…”

*cuts to scene with Bladeninja talking to a dev*

Bladeninja: “HEY WHAT ARE YOU MAKING”

*dev shows blade a good Balancing idea*

blade: “wow…THIS SHIT ASS!!!!!”

*cuts back to Ao oni narrating*

oni: “and if they get their way…this balanced game will fall off and die out!”

oni: “if we wanna save this world…Keeping the game balanced is key to survival.”

*cuts to a scene where the gang are once again trying to get a survivor*

Vapor: “WELL HOW ARE WE GONNA WIN NOW?!?!”

Ao Oni: “Stephano.” *he gives the gang Stephanos,how charitable…*

*vapor pushes Pcx off a cliff in The mainland to go catch a survivor*

Vapor: THOSE THINGS GET SURVIVORS,RIGHT?”

Ao oni: “absolutely.”

*they both jump off too*

Ao oni: “COMING IN HOT!!1!1!1 “

*cuts to another scene*

Vapor: ”SURVIVOR!!!”

*vapor realises the survivor has flashbang and doom gauntlet*

vapor: “…wait I’m so-“

*vapor fucking dies*

*another cutaway*

Rosemary: “this place makes no sense…”

*another cutaway*

vapor: “WHAT,YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT A SURVIVOR?”

*Fuwatti kills the survivor*

ao Oni: “Fuwatti jockey!” 🔥 ✍🏻

*cuts to another scene title card with the writing of “a pillar chase 2 movie”*

THE END.

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the cast and stuff cus I thought I should put this here:

Ao oni as Steve

Vapor as garret

PCX as henry

Forest king as dawn

rosemary as that one Girl who’s Henry’s sister I forgot her name

Bladeninja As Malgosha

Fuwatti as Chicken jockey

This took me like 20 minutes or more and I was high on crack. I KINDA PROMISE this will be the last pillar chase 2 Minecraft movie post. Maybe. Idk



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