Into The Pit: "Basically, Oswald's sad that his family's poor. Then he goes to a restaurant and finds a ball pit. Next thing he knows, he's time-traveled 1985 at Freddy's and sees five dead kids on the ground. Also, a demon yellow bunny terrorizes him and becomes his dad. Then Demon Spring Bonnie and his dad fight to the death in the ball pit. Spring Bonnie bites Oswald before accidentally hanging himself on some nets like a total bitch. Oswald and his dad live happily ever after."

To Be Beautiful: "Sarah's sad that she doesn't look pretty and that she's bullied by the kids at her school. Her mom is constantly at work, so she doesn't notice Sarah sneaking off to the scrapyard and bring back a knock-off skinny Circus Baby named Eleanor. Eleanor says she can make Sarah pretty, but only if she sings her a lullaby each night and wears the heart necklace. In the span of a couple nights, it works, somehow. Then when Sarah goes to school, she trips and collapses like trash. Turns out Eleanor's been tearing out her bones organs slowly and turned her into a machine. Also, the necklace makes Eleanor look like Sarah, like some kind of illusion disc. Then Giraffe Baby lets Sarah rust in peace."

Count The Ways: "Millie's become obsessed with death and has entered her goth phase: her hairline, her clothing, her eyeliner, her tastes in poetry and literature, you name it. Her grandfather tells her that life is something that should be appreciated. 'Those who don't appreciate life, do not deserve life,' as he would say. Also, her grandpa collects Funtime Freddy and puts him in the garage. Millie meets this guy at school that she genuinely likes, but then she hates him once she sees him kissing another girl. So she goes to hide inside Funtime Freddy's chest cavity. Then, Monokuma-uh, I mean, Funtime Freddy, plays a game of death with Millie: he'll offer horrible ways to die, and she'll choose which way she'll die. After a long line of horrific details and painful history lessons, she chooses decapitation so she can escape the cavity and duck the blade. As for the ending...it's never confirmed if she dies or not. Decide for yourself."

Fetch: "Greg and his friends find a robot dog at Freddy's. The dog follows Greg back and it can speak to him via cellphone chat. Greg gets Fetch to get him his chocolate bar and toy spider. Then, he realizes that Fetch can read his mind regardless. Soon, Fetch murders the neighbor's dog for him, bites off his uncle's finger (and somehow his uncle survives this), and more. Greg decides the sensible thing to do is to beat the shit out of Fetch with a bat and bury him in the dirt. Greg accidentally mentions his crush Kimberley, and Fetch immediately goes for it. Greg finds that Fetch mauled Kimberley to death and brought her back home. As Greg is having a mental breakdown, Fetch just texts him, 'CU'."

Lonely Freddy: "Basically, Alec's sad that his sister is getting more attention from his parents and he hates her for it. So on her sister's birthday, they go to Freddy's to win a Yarg Foxy plushie. Then, Alec tries to make her sister have a tantrum, and rigs the game so she doesn't win the plushie. Somehow, she still wins the plushie. You suck at rigging games, Alec, you really do. Then, Hazel tries to be a good sister and gives Alec the plushie, but Alec, being still jealous, just ripped it out of her hands and tore off the Yarg Foxy plushie. Damn it, Alec, I'm trying to root for you, but you make it so hard! Then he starts talking to Lonely Freddy. Lonely Freddy starts asking for his personal info, and when Alec doesn't answer, they form some kind of weird voodoo soul-transfer Chucky doll shit and Alec's soul is trapped in Lonely Freddy. Then he gets thrown in the trash with the other Lonely Freddy's. That's it."

Out Of Stock: "Oscar's sad that his dad's dead and wants a new Plushtrap Chaser toy. He goes with his two friends to the store, but they find that the Plushtraps are sold out. Somehow, an oddly realistic Plushtrap was brought in, but it was strictly on a NO SELL policy. Oscar says, "Fuck it," and takes the Plushtrap anyway. BIG MISTAKE. The toy comes to life and starts attacking them, but it can't move when a light is shinned on it. Then, they run outside and decide the only way to kill that little prick is by running him over with a train. So Oscar runs near the train track close enough for Plushtrap to act like a deer in headlights. The train crushes Plushtrap like a bug. Wow, finally a happy ending for once!"