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Your family should have left you behind on purpose. Brats such as yourself deserve to be hit with a thousand curses!
Tricks and traps won't be enough to take me down. Any attempts you make simply make me frown!
The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!
What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!
The bane of Christmas past, present and future. I gotta say, Krampus is one heck of a creature!
He may only appear on the 5th, but he can come to my lair anytime! I've got some business proposals he's guaranteed to find sublime!
I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!
I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!
I prefer the old you, Mr. Scrooge. Nowadays I can't tell if you're a moneylender or a despicable stooge!
It's almost as if you've been infected with a tumor. I'll be sure to avoid the ghosts of past, present and future!
Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!
Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!
Wasn't really motivated today. Just have this Mr.Virtual doodle.
That box may work on the queen, but on me? It won't sell! You're gonna have to try a little harder than that, Noelle!
If you need to be taught how to fight, then don't bother challenging me! You won't even last long enough to count to three!
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