One day, ten years after the divorce:

• Misty Stae: So Mommy, let me get this straight: you say that Daddy passed away the moment I was born?

• Sammy Stae: You mean when we were born!

• Nonna Stae: Sadly, yes, that is true. He was such a good man and I miss him very much! (In her head: Miss him? Ha! I never want to see that guy ever again! I don't want my kids to be like their father!)

• Sammy Stae: Mommy, do I HAVE to go to the Super Schoolhouse?

• Nonna Stae: Of course you do! There are literally no other schools within a 10-mile radius!

• Sammy Stae: But how come Misty doesn't have to go?!

• Misty Stae: Because this weirdo school doesn't allow students with broken wrists! Especially ones with a injury known as: "Brokenous Foreverous"!

• Sammy Stae: But how cool is it for me to say: 'My sister's wrist was struck by lightning and so it will never be healed!'

• Misty Stae: Why you little...!

• Nonna Stae: Enough, you two! Sammy; you're going to Baldi's schoolhouse whether you like it or not! And Misty; you are going to be homeschooled. By me!

• Misty Stae: But Mommy, I thought you were going to be the school's new meditation teacher!

• Nonna Stae: Yes, I did apply for the job, but that idiot Baldi said that 'his school doesn't need meditation because math is more important'!

• Sammy Stae: Okay, I'll go to Baldi's school...

• Nonna Stae: That's more like it! I can't wait to see what you learned!

Meanwhile on the streets...

• Mr. Mystery: Ugh. Dirt and pebbles for lunch again. It's not like I can have anything else since I live all alone in this alley...

• Baldi: Greetings, random stranger I've never met before! How would you like a job at a schoolhouse?

• Mr. Mystery: Why would you ask me? I'm just a man with a question-mark block for a head!

• Baldi: Exactly! That's the kind of person I need at my school! Just answer me this: do you have any money?

• Mr. Mystery: No.

• Baldi: What about any experience with kids?

• Mr. Mystery: I don't think so...

• Baldi: Wonderful! You're hired!

• Mr. Mystery: Wait... really?

• Baldi: Of course! You're the perfect choice for the job that I'm looking for: I need you to make sure that the students keep the power generator running at all times!

• Mr. Mystery: Well, what happens if they don't?

• Baldi: Then they must DIE!

• Mr. Mystery: It will be done, sir. Also, can I live in your schoolhouse?

• Baldi: Alright, just don't be loud and annoying like the Principal...

On Sammy's first day of school...

• Sammy Stae: Well, this is a weird school...

• Baldi: Oh, hi! Welcome to my schoolhouse!

• Sammy Stae: Yeah, yeah, I don't care...

• Baldi: Thanks a lot, kid! Oh by the way, there's someone else who wants to meet you!

• Mr. Mystery: Listen student. I don't want the power to go out here. So I would appreciate it if you kept that generator thing running, okay?

• Sammy Stae: Okay...

• Mr. Mystery: Wait, haven't I seen you before?

• Sammy Stae: No, of course not!

• Mr. Mystery: Oh :(

• (Sammy wanders off, only to run into a sin collector)

• Sin Collector: Hey there, kid! How would you like to have a part-time job as a sin collector?

• Sammy Stae: What's a sin collector?

• Sin Collector: Basically, all they do is suck up the sins that people have made so that they can be given to me!

• Sammy Stae: Two questions: One, how are you supposed to suck up sins? And two: why do you want all those sins anyway?

• Sin Collector: That's none of your business! Anyways, take my Sin-Sucker Upper! It'll get rid of people's sins in no time! But they gotta pay the price, of course. Everyone knows that nothing in life is free!

• Sammy Stae: Wow! Thanks, mister!

• Sin Collector: You can get started right away. And when you're done, just bring it back to me!

• Sammy Stae: I'll do my best! (Leaves)

• QWERTY: Yes... give me the sins so that I will be able to revive my home planet!

The End!?