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The Spandex Parable
11 years ago

The Spandex Parable now on Game Jolt


Hi all,

I’m on a bit of a roll this morning with adding my older games to GameJolt. I’ve just added The Spandex Parable which is a game I worked on for MolyJam 2012. I absoultely love the description for this game.

*At the end of this game is the most lewd, gratuitous sex scene you’ll ever see in a video game. The developers spent most of their time making it as salacious and graphic as possible. None of this Bioware stuff– where you don’t get to see anything, and you have awkward animation clipping– no. This will be the real deal. Oh, I can’t wait!

*Hope you enjoy playing.



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