Our story begins in the land of cuteness, a land full of animals of varying levels of cute. Now, this land has been divided into several kingdoms, each with their own animal leaders. However, these leaders were not chosen based on strength or leader ship skills, but based on how cute they were. In fact, how cute an animal is determines that animal’s rank in society. This unfair law is known as the Order of Cute. Then one day, a young cat, named Skylar, is walking through a local cat village, when suddenly, he slips into a puddle of tar from a nearby road construction site, causing his fur to get all clumpy and gross. But before he could wash off, a royal guard cat sees him, “HEY! WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE YOU UGLY CAT!? Ugly cats are NOT allowed to roam around villages freely, they should stay close to their master and do all that their master orders! What’s dat? No master? Hmm, we’ll have to fix dat. Your’re comin’ with me, ugly cat!” And before Skylar could say anything, the guard grabs him and takes him to the castle’s dungeon, “You stay put, and wait ‘til I find you a master, ya got dat, ugly cat?”