"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart

"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"

When I finally finish reading the FNAF lore and realize it took 1987 hours to complete:

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

I was talking about this person in the back in the last post

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

What all of the FNAF night guards, including FNAF fan games, truly need to defend themselves with:

Damn she kinda- Oh wait, that's my mom. My bad