This is me updating you - Entry 2: Hello there, I’d like to inform all of you that I at this very moment of writing have simultaneously broken my computer tower, chair, and possibly my leg. Bits of electricity seem to be flowing out of the computer tower, this looks quite hazardous. I just found it is indeed hazardous. The chair fragmets appear to be all over the ground, now partially inside of my foot as well. The computer looks like it may be shutting itself off soon, or possibly catching fire and setting the room ablaze. We’ll find out about this shortly. Yes, the computer has set the room ablaze. It appears to be moving about the room at a rapid pace, encompassing now the area where I set. Electric fires are apparently quite hard to put out. The power cable to the computer is now catching fire. I think this is as good as a time as any to end the blog. Remember, don’t trip over your own fucking feet, in to your chair, and through your computer tower while blogging.