This one may or may not be accurate, depends if I'm zoned out or not-
Minty, to Diamond: Why is DiDe not talking?
Diamond: I'm playing the silent game with them.
Minty: Well, then you just lost.
Diamond: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.
Now she’s protecting me…
Cat, YOU LOVE WATER
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?-
This cat don’t understand bro 😭
IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB
(I was mowing)
(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)
She’s like:
“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”
aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)
Risks for today and tomorrow
TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)
AHH SHE JUST ROLLED OVER FOR ME 🥹
AHH-
SHE JUST FLUNG WATER AT ME WTF-??!
For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten 
A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!
Song language in: German 🇩🇪, English 🇬🇧
Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X
Lyrics in article!!!
Storms are moving through but no rain 😭
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