4 years ago

Toy Fredboi and Friends- Episode 5: Aperture Inc. Disaster

Presenting: @Toy_Freddy_Faztoon_Official, @Rose_The_Cat , @the-flame-socker , @GlitchwolfXD, @CreeperGalastic and @The_Exclusive_1_Kile


Fredboi: Why arent Mike and Jeremy answering theyr built-in phones?!

Creeper: Just relax Fredboi. They will be here any minute. Its just the storm. It must be interfering with theyr signal.

Fredboi: I... AM... RELAXED!

Kile: Seriously, are you worryed about the Mike bois or about the shipment?

Fredboi: THAT SHIPMENT WAS EXPENSIVE!

Robby: Knew it

*Fredboi's phone rings*

Fredboi: *Picks up*

Fredboi: FINNALY! WERE ARE YOU BOTH?!

Mike: Uhmmmm boss we had a little... problem with the truck

Jeremy: *Muffled* we fell into a hole

Fredboi: WHAT?!

Mike: Jeremy you snitch

Jeremy: *Muffled* We found a abandoned facility!

Mike: I was gonna say that!

Fredboi: Go on...

Jeremy: *Muffled* Give me the signal amplifier Mike...

Jeremy: We found an abandoned testing facility down here!

Fredboi: Who does it belong to?

Jeremy: According to the logo on the wall, some company named "Aperture Laboratories"

Mike: *Muffled* And my sensors tell me that the place goes down for miles!

Fredboi: Aperture Laboratories... never heard of them

Jeremy: And you wont believe this but... our scanners detected mechanical life signs in the facility! There are functional robots down here!

Mike: *Muffled* I suggest you come here to see this place yourself boss

Fredboi: Send me your location. Il be coming. *Hangs up*

-15 MINUTES LATER...-

Fredboi: Alright this is the place.

Fredboi: Time to go down a hole

Fredboi: *Goes down the hole*

*Mike and Jeremy and playing cards in the bottom*

Mike: Heyyyy boss...

Fredboi: Where is the shipment?

Jeremy: Broke

Fredboi: WHAT?!

Fredboi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mike: But the entrance to the abandoned facility is over there *Points to a hole*

Fredboi: OK

Fredboi: Time to get someone to go in with me

*Mike and Jeremy start raising theyr hands*

Fredboi: Someone that can keep me alive

*They both put theyr hands down disapointed*

Fredboi: *sigh* Time to call Mark *I take out a control remote and press the big, red button*

Jeremy: Who is Mark?

*Mark lands using a jetpack next to Mike*

Mike: OH JESUS CHRIST!

Jeremy: WHAT THE HECK?!

Fredboi: Mike and Jeremy, meet SecurityMike-001. But you can call him Mark

Mark: Hello

Mike: H-hi?

Jeremy: Sup

Fredboi: Mark i have a mission for you

Mark: Awaiting command

Fredboi: Go in there, get inside the owner's office, and get me the ownership documents

Mark: Following command *He goes in*

---30 MINUTES LATER, IN ROBBY'S HOUSE...---

Kile: *Looking at the window. Its raining outside* IM BORED!

Creeper: *Sitting on a couch* Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring

Rose: *Sleeping in a chair* *SLEEP INTENSIFIES*

Flame: Afton is saying that this boredom is worse than hell

Robby: Hes not wrong. There is nothing to do!

Fredboi: *Kicks down the front door* BOY I FOUND US SOMETHING TO DO!

Creeper: JESUS CHRIST FREDBOI DO YOU WANNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK?!

Rose: *Wakes up* WHAT THE F*CK IS HAPPENING?!

Robby: TELLS US SOMETHING TO DO PLEASE!

Fredboi: I AM NOW THE OWNER OF APERTURE INC.

Kile: Is that a donut company?

Fredboi: Nope. Anyone got any guesses?

Rose: A Kile yeeting company?

Fredboi: Wrong!

Robby: A secs 101 company?

Litterally everyone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Fredboi: NOPE NOPE NOPE!

Creeper: A game developing company?

Fredboi: Nope!

Flame: A science company?

Fredboi: CORRECT!

Fredboi: FLAME'S GOT IT!

Flame: Yay

Fredboi: And i need test subjects soooooo... *Casually pulls out a ray gun*

Creeper: WOAH WOAH WOAH PUT THAT DOWN!

Robby: H

Flame: My death senses are tingling!

Rose: You know the rules and so do i *pulls out a knife*

Kile: Donut gun *Pulls out donut gun*

Fredboi: *Casually shoots the donut gun and le knife*

*They desintegrate*

Rose: Shit

Kile: We may be screwed.

Robby: We are all gonna die. The end.

Flame: Cant you just use these other people as test subjects?

Creeper: Use Flame as a test subject! Not me!

Fredboi: Youre all going to be my test subjects.

Robby: F*ck.

--------10 MINUTES LATER...----------

*Rose in a Aperture Laboratories jumpsuit intensifies*

Fredboi: *through speaker system* Alright, welcome to the testing chamber Rose.

Fredboi: *Speakers* How this will work is simple: You complete the test, and then switch with another test subject (The bois) once you complete it.

Fredboi: *speakers* Now, usually in this company a giant robot lady conducts the tests but she is offline for now, and under repairs, so im the one in control for now.

Fredboi: *speakers* A Aperture Laboratories Portal Device should be deployed in 3...2...1

*A hole appears in the ground in front of Rose*

*A Portal Gun in a podium comes out of that hole*

*Rose picks the Portal Gun up*

Rose: What the f*ck is this?

Fredboi: *Speakers* Alright, i see you picked up the Portal Device.

Fredboi: *Speakers* Yes, i can see you. Security cameras exist, you know.

Fredboi: *Speakers* Now you should be able to solve this test. Good luck!

Rose: Well shit.

Rose: I bet its gonna be really difficult

*Rose is in a room with a button, a B I G button connected to the exit, and nothing else*

Rose: *Presses the little button*

*A cube falls from the ceiling*

*Rose picks up the cube and puts it in the B I G button*

*The exit opens*

Rose: Seriously?

----MEANWHYLE WITH FREDBOI----

*Intense laughing*

Fredboi: IM SUCH A TROLL XD

----BACK WITH LE TEST SUBJECTS----

Fredboi: *Speakers* *Barely controlling his laughter* Good job Rose. You got the worst time possible in this button pressing test.

Rose: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

Fredboi: *Speakers* Alright. Its time for you to switch with Robby.

*Roses goes in an elevator*

*The elevator goes up*

*The doors open*

*Rose goes into the test subject waiting room*

*Da bois (In Aperture Laboratories Jumpsuits) are just waiting bored*

Creeper: Hey Rose. Welcome to boredom.

Fredboi: *Speakers* Alright. Robby go into the elevator

Robby: No.

Fredboi: *Speakers* Robby... go into the goddamn elevator

Robby: H

Fredboi: *Speakers* Robby go into the freaking elevator

Robby: But i dont want to go into the elevator

Fredboi: *Speakers* GO INTO THE DAMN ELEVATOR ROBBY!

Robby: 😥

Robby: *Goes into the elevator*

*It goes down*

*The doors open*

Fredboi: *Speakers* Alright. Robby im assuming Rose gave you the Portal Device right?

Robby: Yes she gave me the Portal Gun.

Fredboi: *Speakers* Great! Now we can start testing.

Fredboi: *Speakers* For legal reason thougt, i have to warn you that this test involves interactions with deadly Military Androids.

Fredboi: *Speakers* And that you are gonna go flying all around the room, as this test involves aereal faith plates.

Fredboi: *Speakers* Oh and you may or may not experience extreme pain. That depends if you fall on that Toxic Goo. I still havent found a way to pump that goo out of the testing tracks.

Robby: WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO BE WARNED ABOUT, IMMINENT DEATH?

Fredboi: *Speakers* Actually i was about to warn you that you may die.

Robby: ...

Robby: Why

Fredboi: *Speakers* Alright, the test shall begin! Good luck!

*Robby is in a platform that is above a testing chamber full of toxic goo*

*There are a bunch of platforms above the goo*

*One of them, near the exit, there is a Sentry Turret pointing to the platform in front of the exit*

*There are aerial faith plates in some of the platforms*

*And a cube sitting in a platform that is moving around*

Robby: Well f*ck

----30 MINUTES LATER...----

*Robby goes into the test subject waiting room*

*His jumpsuit is stained in blood, goo, full of bullet holes and has been torn in some places*

*Robby has lost his arm*

*And he looks traumatized*

*He is just whispering "I am a good boy" over and over again*

Flame: Well HE looks ok

Creeper: *Whispers to the others* Is he a ghost that has come to haunt us?

Kile: I dont know.

Rose: My lord he looks horrible

Flame: Robby what happened to your arm?

Robby: Got melted in the toxic goo

Robby: I had to bite it off to yeet it at the turret guarding the exit

Fredboi: *Speakers* You could have used the cube but your arm works too. Wait hold on i have to note that. *The noise of pages being turned*

Fredboi: *speakers* Arms... can... be... used... to... defeat...the... turrets... Fix... that... flaw... manufacturing... department...

Fredboi: *Speakers* There we go. Now who wants to go next?

*Everyone becomes silent and doesnt move a muscle*

Fredboi: *Speakers* Alright i will pick one of you

Flame: Please let it not me be please let it not be me

Fredboi: *Speakers* Flame, i guess its your turn

Flame: ...

Flame: Im dead. Im a dead rabbit.

---5 HOURS LATER---

*Flame goes back into the waiting area*

*He is missing multiple body parts*

*He has bullet holes all over him*

*And he is covered in oil and ink*

Flame: Call 911

Creeper: Oh lord

Kile: How much do you wanna bet that im next?

Fredboi: *Speakers* Kile you are next!

Kile: F*ck

Creeper: *Calls a funeral company* uh i want to plan a funeral for a person that is gonna die soon. Can i do that?

Creeper: Thanks *Hangs up*

Creeper: I got you covered.

Kile: Thanks

*Kile goes into le elevator*

----8 HOURS LATER...----

*Kile comes back*

*He has 8-Bit blood all over him*

*His 8-Bit clothes are pretty much destroyed*

*He has multiple bits of him missing*

Creeper: Kile are you ok?

Kile: I have brain damage *Falls on the floor*

Fredboi: *Speakers* Alright Creeper! Youre next!

Fredboi: *Speakers* And then after that we will repeat the cycle over and over again!

Flame: Wait WHAT?!

Robboi: WE DONT GET TO LEAVE?!

Rose: WE ARE STUCK HERE?!

Kile: Brain damage!

Fredboi: *Speakers* You people are stuck here until a new wave of test subjects comes in. Now go into the elevator Creeper

Creeper: I refuse to play a part in this loop!

Fredboi: *Speakers* Go into the elevator now!

*Creeper sees a little hole in the wall*

*Behind the hole is a portal surface*

*He grabs the Portal Gun from Kile and makes a portal in the space behind the hole*

Fredboi: *Speakers* Wait WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

*Creeper makes another potal inside the waiting room*

*The portals connect*

Creeper: GO GO GO!

*He grabs Kile and pulls him through the portal*

*The rest of my test subjects da bois do the same*
*They end up in a maintenance shaft*

Fredboi: *Speakers* Y-you are not supposed to be there! Come back! We-e still got tests to do!

*Everyone goes down the maintenance shaft, deep into Aperture Laboratories*

*They find a door labeled "GLaDOS Control Room"*

Fredboi: *Speakers* Oh nonononono! Youre not going in there!

*Mechanic claws place down Sentry Turrets in front of the door*

*The Turrets open fire*

Fredboi: *Speakers* Just, turn back ok?! I will let all of you leave! Just dont go in there!

Creeper: Now i am curious.

*Creeper grabs a nearby cube with the portal gun and yeets it at the turrets*

*They both fall*

Turret 1: Critical Error!

Turret 2: Naptime.

*They both deactivate*

Fredboi: *Speakers* NONONO YOU ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE! IF YOU GO IN THERE WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

Fredboi: *Speakers* I WILL LET ALL OF YOU LEAVE. JUST DONT ACTIVATE HER YET. I STILL HAVENT FIXED ALL OF HER SYSTEMS!

Creeper: *Goes into le room*

*BIG RED BUTTON ON LE DESK INTENSIFIES*

Creeper: Its a big red button

Robby: :O

Flame: Ohno

Rose: Button *Presses it*

*Speakers* GLaDOS Powerup initiated

Fredboi: Oh nononononono

*The windows in the room with the big red button open revealing a GIANT ROBOT LADY*

Robby: Is that a giant robot lady?

Creeper: What have we done?

Rose: IT WAS A BIG RED BUTTON DONT BLAME ME!

Flame: We are so screwed

Kile: *Eats a donut* Interesting.

*Speakers* Powerup complete

Fredboi: Oh f*ck

*GLaDOS is active now*

GLaDOS: -No! Dont deactivate me- Wait ive been activated

Robboi: Uhmmmmmmmmmm... Hi?

GLaDOS: Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Inc. Enrichment Center.

GLaDOS: Where an imposter has been conducting your tests ever since Chamber 2

Creeper: Wait what?

Rose: Wait... Chamber 2 is after my test... does that mean the only legit test we had was THAT joke test?!

GLaDOS: I was fixed by the REAL Fredboi after Rose's test

GLaDOS: But then a imposter came, knocked Fredboi out, and deactivated me.

Creeper: Who is the imposter?

???: *A distorted version of my voice* *Speakers* Well well well. Guess i dont need to disguise it anymore.

GLaDOS: THAT imposter

*A wall moves to the right, revealing the testing track control room*

*Fredboi is unconcious in the ground*

*There is someone else sitting on the chair Fredboi is supposed to be in, but he is sitting in a way that his face cant be seen*

*In front of the chair is a control module of the testing track*

???: *Distorted version of my voice* Looks like ive been discovered

???: My cover has been blown

Rose: Excuse me, WHO ARE YOU?!

Kile: He sounds like a video game boss

Flame: Why does he sound like Fredboi?!

Creeper: SHOW YOURSELF!

???: *Gets up from the chair* Is that what you truly want, Creeper?

Creeper: H-how do you know my name?!

???: Oh i know a lot of things about you people

???: And you people know a lot about me *Distorted, maniacal cartoony laugh*

Rose: I have no idea who you are!

???: Oh you do. You sure do *Walks into light*

*It is revealed to be a Shadow version of Fredboi, with red glowing eyes*

Creeper: UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Kile: WHAT

Robby: What the f*ck...?

Rose: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Flame: A shadow...?

???: Please, just call me...

???: Shadow Fredboi

Creeper: so youre a cheap copy of Fredboi?

Shadow Fredboi: How dare you say that?

Shadow Fredboi: I am the king of all evil!

Shadow Fredboi: I plan every little move

Shadow Fredboi: Even the Donut Shop murders!

Creeper: Wait YOU were behind it?!

Creeper: I KNEW SOMEONE ELSE WAS BEHIND IT!

Kile: You are the one who made these... disgusting donuts?

Shadow Fredboi: Oh you just think that because you discovered they were made out of human parts.

Shadow Fredboi: And this will not be the last youve seen of me!

Shadow Fredboi: I will come back! I always do!

Shadow Fredboi: Goodbye, Fredboi's gang! *Distorted, cartoony laugh*

*He disappears into the Shadows*

GLaDOS: Did that man just disappear in front of my eyes?

Flame: He sure did

---1 WEEK LATER---

*The bois are all at a SecurityMike production line*

Mark: Its increndible what humans can do, right Mike?

Mike: Yup.

Jeremy: I still cant believe Fredboi resumed the Mike production after getting this facility back up.

Flame: Me neither. I thougt he scrapped the Mike project after the disaster that the first ones were. Aparently he has fixed the issue.

Creeper: He is gonna become very rich, believe me.

Robby: Why did he call us here anyway?

Rose: I have no idea.

Kile: Nobody does

Fredboi: *Comes out from a door behind the bois* Hey guys! Welcome to the SecurityMike production line!

Creeper: You didnt call us here to watch Mikes being built right?

Fredboi: Nope. Also this is a SECURITY Mike production line. Regular Mikes are being produced down the hallway.

Flame: What do you do with these robots anyway?

Fredboi: Half of them are used to work in the facility with our staff, and the other half is sold to consumers all around the world.

Rose: Why did you call us here?

Kile: Yeah, what do you wanna tell us?

Fredboi: Ohhhhh you guys are gonna like this!

Fredboi: I opened a theme park!

Everyone but the Mikes: WHAT?!

---THE END---

FREDBOI'S FUNLAND- COMING SOON



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