How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

This was about an hour ago I’m pretty sure, I was not able to upload it when it happened (my phones died)

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

This cat don’t understand bro 😭

IM TRYING TO SHOWER PLEAZE GET OUT OF THE TUB

(I was mowing)

(Ps. It’s quite a dirty job)

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

Dani let me bath-

Oh shit she got the zoomies

Well that’s fucking wonderful :(

For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten

A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!

Song language in: German 🇩🇪, English 🇬🇧

Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X

Lyrics in article!!!

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭