What's Undertale: Repent to Jesus?
Undertale: Repent to Jesus is a mod for Undertale made by a weird fucking hyper-religious VTuber guy.
Its extremely weirdly edited, with a lot of characters, specially the player, reading passages for the bible that sometimes fit the situation but most often than not are extremely out of place.
Besides that, they also changed the battle system. You start the game with 1 HP (+1 after every true pacifist), and you must acquire HP by, I shit you not, either talking to random NPCs (the bear placing Christmas presents in Snowdin), or GIVING PEOPLE RELIGIOUS COMIC BOOKS, THE FUNNIEST CONCEPT EVER
You also get +0.1 HP per death which I get can be helpful for some people.
You're also locked in the Pacifist route for the first entire playthrough! You literally cannot attack which is, unintentionally or not, so fucking funny to me. The button's still there you just can't touch it.
this dialogue will never not be funny

CHANGES (More in-depth)
Characters, player included, will start reciting the bible for no reason whatsoever, sometimes in unfitting times which makes it really funny.
Frisk has been replaced by a self-insert of the creator, possibly to avoid Frisk's non-binarity.
Every non-binary character has been changed to be binary - Napstablook gets called as "he" (although the creator forgot to change it in every instance so sometimes they still get called the correct pronouns)
Every single homosexual interaction is gone. The Royal Guards from Hotland? They're just friends and the dialogue is just "I'm scared you're going to go to hell bro" which is really dumb, and the entirety of the Undyne X Alphys storyline got changed from "They both have a crush one another" to "They're best friends", which also makes Alphy's "date" (they changed it to 'hang out') be like 10 messages short
There are these fucking computers all over the underground which just show you the weirdest most unfitting OCs of the creator either judging the player or making weird biblical jokes lmao
Toriel and Asgore get un-divorced. Toriel just forgives Asgore after calling him pathetic and shit. It's really weird.
If you gave every important character their very own religious comic book, got every possible HP Upgrade/Fragment, do a Pacifist Route and then go to the beginning of the game where Asriel is, you gain access to the secret Genocide route.
Why??????
I have no idea why anyone would ever do this, it just seems like more dramabait like info-wars with their "WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANITY" bullshit. But, this one is actually really fucking funny, unlike infowars...

oh in case you're for some reason wondering yes they colored the Sepia flashback thing from Asriel's fight
They COLORED. SEPIA. ARTWORK.

VIDEOS OF ME PLAYING THE GAME (Unedited)
NEUTRAL RUN (5h 45m)
PACIFIST ENDING (1h 40m)
FLOWEY'S MEMORIES [GENOCIDE] RUN (2h 22m)
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