Hopefully this is really, truly the last update.
Changelog (there are a ton of spoilers in this changelog so beware):

“The Last Update Hopefully”

BUGS

• Fixed a problem with swarm fights (eg. BOSS fight)

  • if you do too much damage, what would happen before is that both swarms of minions would spawn

    • A swarm would be skipped if you do too much damage

• Fixed some out of order dialogue

• Fixed a problem where Hardmode characters won’t learn Hardmode-exclusive skills

CHANGES

• buffed Pepsiman

  • Accuracy is decreased to 90% (was 95%)

  • Evasion chance is increased to 50% (was 20%)

  • Now has a 40% chance of debuffing defense instead of 30%

  • Overall ATK stat is increased to 55 (was 45)

  • Overall DEF stat is increased to 40 (was 35)

  • Shekel payout reduced to 60 shekels (was 250)

  • Pepsiwash’s attack multiplier is now x2 (was x1.7)

  • Pepsislide now has a 60% chance of stunning

  • Pepsiboard now has a 50% chance of stunning (was 60%)

  • Pepsiboard’s attack multiplier is now x6.2 (was x6.3)

  • reduced HP to 1000 (was 1200)

• nerfed Kool-Aid Man

  • Made it easier on early-game to avoid forcing players to grind

  • Special attack’s chance of happening is now 20% HP - 40% HP (was 0% - 40%)

  • Accuracy is reduced from 95% to 90%

  • Overall ATK stat is decreased from 30 to 25

  • Evasion chance is lowered to 1% (was 2%)

  • I’m not going to nerf the DEF stat. It’s been 1 since the first version

• buffed Border Control

  • increased HP to 5250 (was 5000)

  • ATK increased to 65 (was 40)

  • DEF increased to 65 (was 50)

  • chances of using Rest are now 0-30% HP (was 0-25%)

  • now has a 30% chance of debuffing DEF

• buffed/nerfed BOSS fight

  • BOSS’ ATK increased to 60 (was 55)

  • Minion Mk I’s ATK reduced to 50 (was 55)

  • Minion Mk II’s ATK reduced to 55 (was 60)

• nerfed early game enemies

  • reduced XP payout of both Lesser Drunkard and Pitied Individual to 35 XP

    • was 55 XP

  • Accuracy of Pitied Individual reduced to 90% (was 95%)

  • ATK of Lesser Drunkard and Pitied Individual reduced to 8 and 7, respectively

    • was 13 and 10

  • ATK of Greater Drunkard and Cleaning Man reduced to 25 and 26

    • was 29 and 30

  • ATK of Crazy Pitied Individual reduced to 35 (was 40)

  • ATK of Lower Class Individual reduced to 25 (was 28)

• reduced Frozen state’s turn count to 3-4 turns (was 3-5)

• reduced Crackhead Discipline’s turn count to 4 turns (was 5)

  • made Crackhead Discipline a priority move

• reduced Sleep state’s turn count to 1-2 turns (was 2-4)

• changed Loogie’s starting level to 14 (regular) 12 (hardmode) (was 13 and 11)

• added some content in previously locked houses

• changed all interiors of Meth Mainland buildings to fit their exterior

• new quest!

• added some stuff to the Red Guild Orb quest

  • added two new enemies for the quest

    • Red Guild Crusader

    • Red Guild Mage

• changed Hitler’s rewards

  • made it 100 shekels (instead of 50 shekels)

• made Harmless Man’s explosion do actual damage on Hardmode

• reduced the strength of all animation flashing so your eyes don’t blow up

• some NPC changes

• minor text fixes