It finally happened.

After a Xen-tier hiatus, v1.3 is out! This update adds the second expansion to the YouTube Poop Saga, shockingly titled The Second One, as well as various other bits of content. Not a big update in comparison to the others (or to how long it was in development), but oh well.

• The second expansion, The Second One, is out! Hunt down Mamizou in the outskirts of Gensokyo as you try to unravel the mystery of the strange “Elmegy Corporation”!

  • The expansion is started by talking to a guy near Link’s house, after the main quest ends.

• A new sidequest has been added: Deal with Booger, a former Jergins Company worker. Talk to Mr. Sally Pennysworth in Jergins’ Factory after Act 13 to start it.

• A new boss has been added: fight Gaijin Goombah in Outer Gensokyo!

• Mountain Dew has been added into the game! There are five flavors to choose from, all of which do different things. It’s up to you to find out what they do, exactly!

• I decided to move two small things out of New Game Plus and into the normal game for… reasons. Here’s a hint; they involve a necklace and Teleforce.

• A new battle engine has been added, which should speed up battles a bit. It’s a bit experimental, so report any weird bugs or crashes you find with it.

• Tweaked the higher difficulties to be slightly more fair, and the mid/late enemy XP dumps to be better.

• Improved the Quest Dude (now Druid) in North Hyrule. Now he should be less useless!

• Some of the graphics have been redone, mainly low-quality pictures and sprites.

• Various tweaks and fixes.

Go get it. Oh, yes, and here’s the list of quests you’ll need to complete in order to access the last expansion, Mind Warp;

• The main quest, obviously

• The Second One

• Vape Nation (the next big expansion)

• Edsel Repairs

• The Painter’s Return

• The Long Ice Road

• Getting Back in Swing and The Lower Kingdom

The last two entries on the list will be added in v1.3.5, which in general will overhaul many parts of the game and add a whole bunch of new quests to areas I’ve overlooked for the past few updates. Get hype!