How Dani comforts people in storms:

By biting your face off after thunder rolls through.

And the weird thing is, I’m scared by the thunder and the lightning, and she is completely unbothered until and nice strong thunder comes through. And THEN she bites.

She’s like:

“ you were playing outside… WITHOUT ME?!? 😾”

Dani let me bath-

Oh shit she got the zoomies

aroace wallpaper!!!(includes ace spectrum)

DUDE NOW SHES MEOWING AT ME BRO IM ON A TIMED SCHEDULE 😭😭😭😭

TRUE MURICAN WALLPAPER *SPAMMED BALD EAGLE SOUNDS* REQUESTED BY @Spartan31718, A REAL TROOPER (yes this is 50% a meme and yes I am actually american)

Well that’s fucking wonderful :(

AHH SHE JUST ROLLED OVER FOR ME 🥹

AHH-

SHE JUST FLUNG WATER AT ME WTF-??!

For @witherd_doctor_green_karsten

A song dedicated to us as a couple!!!!

Song language in: German 🇩🇪, English 🇬🇧

Made in: suno.ai, tuneform.com, and IbisPaint X

Lyrics in article!!!

UHHH

she proceeded to hit her head on the door about 3-

*BONK*

-4 times now